PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between MR Taker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phucked YoMom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Taker
vs
YoMom

182 cm
23
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

180 cm
23
205 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, MR Taker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Phucked YoMom!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
YoMom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
YoMom takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nice defenses there by YoMom.
YoMom fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Taker has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
YoMom tries to clinch
and Taker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
YoMom avoids a punch combination nicely.
Taker misses with a double jab.
YoMom tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Taker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but YoMom moves away.
Taker listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Taker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A nice leg kick lands there from YoMom.
Taker misses with a series of wild punches.
Taker lands the left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taker misses with a wild body shot.
Taker misses with a body shot
and YoMom counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Taker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Taker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but YoMom circles away quickly and effectively.
Some wild striking there from Taker.
Taker fails to land with a series of punches.
Taker is breathing heavily.
Sloppy strikes from Taker. Those never looked like landing.
Taker tries to move into range but YoMom moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Taker misses with an uppercut. YoMom saw that one coming.
YoMom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Taker.
YoMom scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Taker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and YoMom counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
YoMom scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

It looks like MR Taker has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
YoMom tries to clinch there but Taker circles away.
YoMom throws a right and a left that Taker avoids nicely.
YoMom is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Taker.
YoMom scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Taker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from YoMom.
YoMom sizes up Taker with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
YoMom lands a nice shot to the body.
YoMom lands a body shot.
YoMom throws a wild body kick that Taker sees coming a mile off.
YoMom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
YoMom lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Taker circles away quickly and effectively.
MR Taker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Taker falls off balance throwing a combination
letting YoMom counter with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for YoMom.
YoMom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Taker.
Taker throws a right and a left that both miss.
YoMom bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
YoMom tries to clinch up but Taker circles away and keeps his distance.
YoMom looks to land a left hand but Taker moved out of range nicely.
YoMom fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Taker looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Danga de danga de dang - YoMom scores with a four punch combination!
Taker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from YoMom.
A solid leg kick lands there for YoMom.
A telegraphed right hand from Taker misses the target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
YoMom tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Taker manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Taker takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
YoMom connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
YoMom tries to close the distance and clinch up but Taker swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Taker on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
YoMom scores with a jab to the body.
Taker with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling YoMom to score with a decent uppercut.
YoMom pulls out of a head kick attempt.
YoMom looks to throw the jab but Taker is out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - YoMom looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
YoMom avoids the body shot from Taker.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Taker throws a series of punches but YoMom moves out of range.
Taker takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phucked YoMom dominated that round.
The cut man is working on MR Taker's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Taker takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
YoMom slips a jab and a cross from Taker.
YoMom throws an overhand right that lands on Taker's shoulder, as Taker tries to avoid the shot.
MR Taker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Taker lands a jab to YoMom's midsection.
Taker misses with a few strikes there.
Taker misses the shot to the body.
Taker takes one on the button.
Taker fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
YoMom tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Taker manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A kick lands to the mid section there for YoMom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
YoMom tries to clinch up.
YoMom scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
YoMom lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Taker circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taker chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before YoMom can pounce on him.
YoMom tests Taker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
YoMom throws a looping overhand right but Taker ducks down to avoid it.
YoMom dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Taker takes a body punch but keeps moving.
YoMom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Taker manages to avoid it.
YoMom fails in his attempt to clinch.
YoMom connects with a looping right hand.
YoMom lands with a hook. Taker tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

MR Taker's cut is getting worse.
YoMom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
YoMom moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
YoMom thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Taker if he has to take too many more of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
YoMom tries to bum rush Taker with a series of wild strikes but Taker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Taker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Taker keeps the fight on the outside.
Taker takes one to the chin there.
YoMom cracks Taker with a right hand to the side of the head.
Taker has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from YoMom finds it's way round the side to connect with Taker's head.
Taker staying out of range there.
YoMom looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Taker on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
YoMom throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
YoMom slips under a jab from Taker.
Taker misses with a two punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
YoMom throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jab by Taker.
Phucked YoMom seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Taker defending well as YoMom loads up on a big left hand.
YoMom scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Taker checks a leg kick.
Taker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but YoMom circles away quickly and effectively.
Taker misses with a jab to the body
enabling YoMom to counter with a crisp jab.
YoMom tries a head kick but it misses.
YoMom avoids a punch combination nicely.
YoMom misses with an uppercut.
YoMom rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Taker moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
YoMom ducks under a wild hook from Taker.
Taker looks to score with a jab to the body but YoMom is just out of range.
Taker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by YoMom.
YoMom lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A looping hook to the body misses from YoMom. Taker does a little dance to reset his feet.
YoMom has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
YoMom throws a leg kick which misses Taker's front leg but catches the back leg as Taker tries to avoid it.
YoMom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Taker paws at him with a jab and circles away.
YoMom lands with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Taker misses with an uppercut. YoMom saw that one coming.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Taker misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Taker throws an overhand right that lands on YoMom's shoulder, as YoMom tries to avoid the shot.
YoMom misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phucked YoMom showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on MR Taker's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

YoMom cracks Taker with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Taker digs a good body shot into YoMom's ribs.
Taker is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Taker misses with an uppercut.
YoMom lands with a nice combination. Taker backs away looking to recover.
YoMom misses the jab.
Taker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from YoMom.
Taker connects with a looping right hand.
The fighters circling - Taker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Taker throws a series of punches but YoMom moves out of range.
YoMom throws a shot from downtown. Taker moves away and avoids it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Taker throws a body punch but YoMom moves out of range.
Taker tests YoMom's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Taker looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.

That's one minute gone in the round.
YoMom fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sloppy strikes from Taker. Those never looked like landing.
YoMom lands a lovely overhand right.
YoMom jabs Taker to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Taker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but YoMom circles away quickly and effectively.
YoMom connects with a leg kick. Taker looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
YoMom tries to clinch up.
YoMom tests Taker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Taker gets cracked there but stands up to it.
YoMom feints a jab promting Taker to slip. YoMom then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Taker slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
YoMom bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
YoMom tries to clinch up but Taker circles away and keeps his distance.
YoMom displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Taker throws out the jab.
YoMom is looking to clinch but Taker is avoiding it.
Taker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and YoMom counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
YoMom jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

MR Taker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
YoMom fails in his attempt to clinch.
YoMom wants to clinch.
YoMom tries to clinch up but Taker circles away and keeps his distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taker misses with a wild combination.
YoMom misses with a wild combination.
YoMom lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
YoMom avoids a punch combination nicely.
YoMom connects with a solid leg kick.
YoMom lands a nice leg kick that just misses Taker's sensitive parts.
YoMom tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Taker manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Taker throws a right hand that misses
and YoMom counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Taker circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
YoMom tries to close the distance and clinch up but Taker swats him away and circles back towards the center.
YoMom throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
YoMom fails to land with a series of punches.
YoMom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Taker was well out of range. Poor timing from YoMom.
YoMom scores with a punch to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Taker scores with a jab. YoMom acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Taker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but YoMom moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
YoMom feints a jab promting Taker to slip. YoMom then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Taker slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Taker showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from YoMom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
YoMom tries to clinch up but Taker circles away and keeps his distance.

And that's the end of the fight!
Phucked YoMom comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well YoMom has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Phucked YoMom!
During a confident post fight interview, Phucked YoMom thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.