PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Henry Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McDonald has chosen EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chinaski
vs
McDonald

185 cm
30
182 lbs
28 - 6 - 2

181 cm
32
175 lbs
25 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 6 - 2, fighting out of New York, Henry Chinaski!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chinaski catches McDonald with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McDonald motions for Chinaski to come forward. McDonald throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chinaski lands a nice shot that snaps McDonald's head back.
Chinaski takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
McDonald cracks a nice hook into Chinaski's ribs.
Chinaski takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McDonald misses with a hook.
Ronald McDonald seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chinaski avoids the body shot from McDonald.
A clash of legs there as Chinaski blocks the low kick.
Nice shot by Chinaski.
McDonald defending well as Chinaski loads up on a big left hand.
Chinaski takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McDonald throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McDonald ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McDonald ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski throws a good cross that connects.
McDonald throws a front kick aimed at Chinaski's knee but Chinaski avoids it well.
A slow jab from Chinaski misses its intended target.
McDonald uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chinaski.
McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chinaski moves away.
McDonald is looking to slow Chinaski down with leg kicks.
McDonald takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McDonald looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McDonald is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Chinaski rather than just go for the knockout.
McDonald looks to land a body kick but Chinaski moved away.
Chinaski misses with a leg kick
and McDonald counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McDonald dodges the punch combination from Chinaski.
A nice leg kick lands there from McDonald.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A leg kick checked by McDonald.
McDonald misses the shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Chinaski.
Chinaski looks to score with a jab to the body but McDonald is just out of range.
McDonald misses with a low kick.
Chinaski connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Chinaski will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Some bone on bone action there as McDonald checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Chinaski throws a hook but McDonald avoids it easily.
McDonald is looking to score with low kicks.
McDonald connects with a nice looking jab.
McDonald scores with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
McDonald swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McDonald tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Chinaski is able to avoid easily.
McDonald throws a front kick aimed at Chinaski's knee but Chinaski avoids it well.
McDonald with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McDonald fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Chinaski.
McDonald takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McDonald swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A punch lands to the side of Chinaski 's head but he takes it in his stride.
McDonald slips under a jab from Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a solid leg kick but McDonald takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Chinaski.
McDonald is looking to clinch but Chinaski is avoiding it.
McDonald tries to land a body kick
enabling Chinaski to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chinaski motions for McDonald to come forward. Chinaski throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McDonald drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Chinaski throws a right hand that misses
and McDonald counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
McDonald throws a quick inside leg kick.
McDonald slips under a jab.
Chinaski lunges at McDonald with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McDonald's hand.
McDonald checks a leg kick.
McDonald is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Chinaski tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDonald tries to close the distance and clinch up but Chinaski swats him away and circles back towards the center.

McDonald closes the distance and clinches.
McDonald misses with a punch to the body.
Chinaski struggles to land a body shot inside as McDonald controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ronald McDonald will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

McDonald throws a wild body kick that Chinaski sees coming a mile off.
McDonald checks the leg kick nicely there.
McDonald just misses with a punch to the body.
An inside leg kick from McDonald misses.
McDonald takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Chinaski blocks a jab.
Chinaski motions for McDonald to come forward. Chinaski throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chinaski swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by McDonald.
A clash of legs there as McDonald blocks the low kick.
A jab from Chinaski misses.
McDonald scores with a punch to the head.
McDonald connects with a body shot that sends Chinaski's belly button to the back.
McDonald throws a leg kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald avoids a kick to the body.
Chinaski lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Chinaski takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Chinaski fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McDonald has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McDonald keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chinaski.
Chinaski takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McDonald jabs Chinaski right on the nose. Chinaski blinks but takes it well.
McDonald misses with a low kick.
McDonald throws a body kick that misses
and Chinaski counters with a good low kick that McDonald was not able to check.
McDonald works over Chinaski's head and body with a nice combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McDonald feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Chinaskis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Chinaski moves out of range of the body kick from McDonald.
McDonald throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Chinaski counters with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A jab from Chinaski misses.
McDonald throws a leg kick which misses Chinaski's front leg but catches the back leg as Chinaski tries to avoid it.
The crowd cheers as Chinaski lands an impressive looking overhand right. McDonald doesn't seem phased though.
McDonald goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ronald McDonald seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chinaski scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
McDonald takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McDonald looks to land a left hand but Chinaski moved out of range nicely.
A jab from McDonald does it's job there.
McDonald throws a hook to the side of Chinaski's head but Chinaski sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chinaski loads up on a big right hand but McDonald slips the punch.
Some bone on bone action there as McDonald checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chinaski.
McDonald tries to land a front kick but Chinaski steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
McDonald checks a leg kick nicely.
McDonald tries to clinch but Chinaski moves out of range.
A leg kick checked by Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a hook to the side of McDonald's head but McDonald sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chinaski tries to work over McDonald's front leg with a kick but McDonald checks it.
McDonald slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Chinaski attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chinaski takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McDonald slips under a jab from Chinaski.
Chinaski checks a low kick from McDonald.
McDonald scoring well with a low kick there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for McDonald.
Chinaski tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McDonald is able to avoid easily.
McDonald ducks under a wild hook from Chinaski.
Chinaski looks to score with a jab to the body but McDonald is just out of range.
McDonald swings for the body but Chinaski moves out of range.
McDonald feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chinaski's calf.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McDonald moves out of range of the body kick.
Chinaski throws the left hand but McDonald avoids the punch easily.
Chinaski attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDonald comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Chinaski throws a half hearted mid kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by McDonald. That's going to slow Chinaski down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Ronald McDonald will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

McDonald throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Chinaski throws a hook but McDonald blocks it.
Chinaski tries to land a leg kick but McDonald saw it coming and moves away.
McDonald throws a leg kick but Chinaski moved away.
Chinaski loads up on a big right hand but McDonald slips the punch.
Chinaski avoids a kick to the body.
McDonald gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Chinaski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McDonald moves out of range of the strikes.
Chinaski misses with an uppercut. McDonald saw that one coming.
Chinaski does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
McDonald tries a low kick but Chinaski avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McDonald throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McDonald missing with a left hand there. Chinaski was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McDonald connects with a leg kick. Chinaski looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
McDonald checks a leg kick.
McDonald throws a leg kick but Chinaski sees it coming and moves out of range.
McDonald on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Chinaski throws a hook to the side of McDonald's head but McDonald sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chinaski misses with a straight right.
McDonald misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a hook to the side of McDonald's head but McDonald sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chinaski tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski throws out a loose jab but McDonald uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chinaski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McDonald was well out of range. Poor timing from Chinaski.
McDonald's jab looks to have found its range, popping Chinaski under the eye.
Chinaski takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McDonald moves away from the strike by Chinaski.
McDonald throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chinaski lunges at McDonald with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McDonald's hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chinaski moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
McDonald misses with an attempted mid kick.
Chinaski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McDonald.
Chinaski lands a really nice looking cross but McDonald seems unphased.
McDonald tries to score with a low kick but Chinaski moves his leg out of the way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Chinaski.
McDonald throws the kick towards the body but Chinaski avoids it.
McDonald slips under a jab from Chinaski.

McDonald has taken the fight to the clinch.
Chinaski doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McDonald cracks Chinaski with a nice body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chinaski.
A nice left hand lands by Chinaski.
McDonald is trying to break the clinch but Chinaski is controlling him.
Chinaski wants to stall.
Chinaski is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McDonald with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Chinaski can't find room to land a body shot as McDonald controls the action.
Chinaski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McDonald tries to land knees in the clinch but Chinaski avoids the damage to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald tries to throw a body punch but Chinaski avoids it by throwing McDonald back against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Chinaski.
McDonald wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Chinaski scores with a hook to the body.
McDonald misses with the head strike.
Chinaski stalling against the cage.
Chinaski blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Chinaski swings wildly with an uppercut but McDonald uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chinaski goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McDonald lands a body shot in the clinch.
Chinaski misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McDonald struggles to land a body shot inside as Chinaski controls his hands.
Chinaski managing to block the knees to the body from McDonald.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Henry Chinaski did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

McDonald lands with a good body shot.
McDonald tried to score with a low kick but Chinaski checks it.
McDonald tries to clinch but Chinaski moves out of range.
Chinaski takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Chinaski misses with a combination
and McDonald counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Chinaski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chinaski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McDonald throws a good cross that connects.
The fighters circling - Chinaski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McDonald throws a body punch but Chinaski moves out of range.
McDonald lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski slips a jab from McDonald.
McDonald shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Chinaski scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Chinaski swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McDonald avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McDonald with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Chinaski throws a lazy uppercut
and McDonald counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McDonald scores with a sloppy right hand. Chinaski should have avoided that one.
Chinaski throws a shot from downtown. McDonald moves away and avoids it.
McDonald lands a nice looking body shot.
Chinaski throws a leg kick
and McDonald counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
McDonald lands a leg kick that knocks Chinaski off balance momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald misses with a low kick.
Chinaski throws the kick towards the body but McDonald avoids it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDonald throws a body kick that misses.
Chinaski lands the left hand.
McDonald misses with a kick to the body.
Chinaski misses with a low kick.
McDonald wants to slow Chinaski down by chopping away at his legs.
McDonald lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McDonald fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Chinaski is out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for McDonald.
Jab from Chinaski.
Chinaski tries a low kick but McDonald avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Chinaski.
McDonald tries to close the distance and clinch up but Chinaski swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A solid body kick from Chinaski.
McDonald ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Chinaski misses with a straight left.
McDonald moves in looking to clinch but Chinaski pushes him off.
McDonald throws a low kick but it's checked well by Chinaski.
Chinaski lands a jab to the head.
Chinaski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McDonald has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Chinaski throws out a loose jab but McDonald uses good head movement to avoid it.
McDonald throws a leg kick
and Chinaski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Chinaski crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McDonald - the referee stops the clock and Chinaski gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McDonald. Chinaski manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
McDonald will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McDonald misses with a combination
and Chinaski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Chinaski takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A combination from Chinaski does no damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McDonald throws a low kick but Chinaski avoids it.
Chinaski tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McDonald misses with a low kick as Chinaski jumps back.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McDonald looks to land a right hand but Chinaski moved out of range.
Chinaski tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chinaski connects with a leg kick. McDonald looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronald McDonald dominated that fourth round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

McDonald looks to land a body kick but Chinaski moved away.
A nice inside leg kick there by McDonald. That's going to slow Chinaski down.
Chinaski throws a low kick but McDonald avoids it.
McDonald takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McDonald tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Chinaski is able to avoid easily.
McDonald misses the shot to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for McDonald.
Chinaski takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Chinaski throws a leg kick that misses.
McDonald keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chinaski.
McDonald goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
McDonald tries to clinch there but Chinaski circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald scores with a kick to the midsection.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Chinaski checks a leg kick.
Chinaski dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McDonald. That did some damage!
Chinaski connects with a single shot there.
McDonald throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Chinaski lands a glancing blow to the side of McDonald's head.
McDonald throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd cheers as Chinaski lands an impressive looking overhand right. McDonald doesn't seem phased though.
Chinaski throws a jab but it's blocked by McDonald.
Good standup being displayed there by Chinaski as he connects with a hook.
A solid body kick from McDonald.
Henry Chinaski has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McDonald.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chinaski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McDonald scores with a leg kick.
McDonald slips under a jab from Chinaski.
Chinaski keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McDonald wants to clinch up but Chinaski keeps it at a distance.
Chinaski misses with a hook. McDonald ducked under it nicely.
McDonald throws a head kick that Chinaski semi-blocks.
McDonald misses with the body kick
and Chinaski counters with a leg kick.
Chinaski scores with the left hand. McDonald knows he should have avoided that one.
Chinaski blocks a jab.
An inside leg kick lands from McDonald.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
McDonald is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
McDonald misses with an attempted mid kick.
Chinaski moves out of range as McDonald throws a body kick.
Chinaski misses with a straight left.

Chinaski lands a big uppercut and McDonald crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but McDonald looks OK. Chinaski waves McDonald back to his feet!

McDonald is rocked!

It looks like Ronald McDonald has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McDonald looks to land a body kick but Chinaski moved away.
McDonald is still on wobbly legs! Can Chinaski finish him?
McDonald throws a leg kick but Chinaski sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Chinaski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chinaski darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! McDonald's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Chinaski before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 5, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Henry Chinaski!
Henry Chinaski retains his welterweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Henry Chinaski made sure he mentioned KAISER, along with how happy he was to win his fight.