PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Axl Horn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and I Sue SamSung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Horn comes to the cage accompanied by Bill Murray - by Sweatshop Union. I Sue SamSung acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Horn
vs
Sue SamSung

175 cm
30
159 lbs
16 - 17 - 0

180 cm
21
155 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Axl Horn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, I Sue SamSung!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Ian Loll and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Horn lands a left and a right that send SamSung crashing to the mat, dazed. Horn thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

SamSung is rocked!

It looks like I Sue SamSung has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
SamSung slips a jab from Horn.
SamSung is still on wobbly legs! Can Horn finish him?
A slow jab from SamSung misses its intended target.
Horn pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Horn throws the left hand but SamSung avoids the punch easily.
SamSung scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
SamSung seems to have recovered his senses.
SamSung changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Horn tries to avoid it but SamSung manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Horn to the ground. Horn escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Horn throws a body punch but SamSung moves out of range.
SamSung misses with an uppercut. Horn saw that one coming.
SamSung misses with a series of wild punches.
SamSung misses with a two punch combination.
Horn darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
SamSung throws a series of punches but Horn avoids them all with ease.
Horn throws a quick head kick that knocks SamSung silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Horn is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Axl Horn!