PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Hoiles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski has chosen Venetian Snares - Vida as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Hoiles
vs
Lebowski

193 cm
35
275 lbs
16 - 11 - 1

190 cm
24
285 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Mike Hoiles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jeffrey Lebowski!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lebowski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hoiles has time to react.
Hoiles pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Lebowski lands a big head kick that sends Hoiles tumbling to the mat! Lebowski takes a step backwards and waves Hoiles back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Hoiles is rocked!

It looks like Mike Hoiles has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hoiles looks to land a right hand but Lebowski moved out of range.
Hoiles throws the left hand but Lebowski avoids the punch easily.
Lebowski avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hoiles misses with a looping left.
Lebowski lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lebowski lands a right hook to the body.
Lebowski throws a nice inside leg kick.
Good shot there by Hoiles.

It looks like Jeffrey Lebowski has been cut.

Lebowski drives through and clinches with Hoiles against the cage.
Lebowski lands a hook that snaps the head of Hoiles backwards.
Lebowski pushes Hoiles back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hoiles is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Lebowski misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Hoiles.
Lebowski lands a right hand.
A short uppercut from Lebowski.
Lebowski comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lebowski lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lebowski lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hoiles or not.
Hoiles is breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from Lebowski.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lebowski landing knees to the head.
Lebowski lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lebowski scores with a shoulder strike.
Hoiles takes a shot to the head.
Lebowski lands a body shot in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Lebowski.
A short body shot lands from Lebowski as the two fighters clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Lebowski scores with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lebowski lands a knee to the body.
Lebowski gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Lebowski lands a right hand.
Oh Hoiles is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lebowski crunches a lovely knee into Hoiles's ribcage.
A right handed body shot lands from Lebowski.
Hoiles seems to have got his legs back now.
Lebowski lands a good knee to the midsection. Hoiles won't want to take too many of those.

Lebowski drops Hoiles onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Hoiles is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Nice body punch from Lebowski - that landed with a thud.
Lebowski is stalling here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lebowski.
Lebowski utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A short body shot lands from Lebowski as the two fighters clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Lebowski.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski dips a shoulder and cracks Hoiles with a mighty uppercut! Hoiles falls back against the cage and Lebowski unloads with a barrage of strikes! Hoiles is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Lebowski screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeffrey Lebowski!
Jeffrey Lebowski really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Steel Penn's Laundry 93% logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.