PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anal Bead Party (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kid Vera (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vera has chosen You are just a JOKE! as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Bead Party
vs
Vera

190 cm
31
276 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

185 cm
28
192 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anal Bead Party!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kid Vera!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Summer Carpenter and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Vera throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Party tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Vera is in Party's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Vera tries to stand but Party is controlling from the bottom.
Vera is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Kid Vera.

Vera dives in and scores a takedown into Party's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vera is looking to stand up but Party won't let him.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Vera manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Party on his heels. He'll look to pass Party's guard now, I'm sure.

Vera stands up and waves to Party to follow him.

Vera drives through with a takedown into guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vera wants to stand but Party has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Kid Vera was stalling too much, according to the referee.

Vera shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Vera is looking to stand up but he'll have to free his leg first. Instead, Party manages to get to full guard.
Vera wanted to stand there but Party had control of the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

Party manages to escape and get back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Vera closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Vera lands in his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kid Vera dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Vera shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Party's guard.
Vera trying to stand up but can't free himself from Party's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Kid Vera.

Vera shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Vera prevents Party from getting back to his feet.
Vera trying to stand up but can't free himself from Party's guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Kid Vera.

Vera manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Party on his heels. He'll look to pass Party's guard now, I'm sure.
Vera would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Kid Vera hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.

Vera fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Party to the ground. Vera is now in Party's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Party has a closed guard, preventing Vera from standing up.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Kid Vera hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.

Vera closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Party to the mat! Party manages to get full guard.
Vera wants to stand but Party is controlling his posture from full guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Kid Vera.

Vera closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Party's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vera wants to stand but Party is controlling his posture from full guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Party is working an open guard so Vera takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Kid Vera seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Vera closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Party's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vera wants to get up but he can't break Party's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kid Vera showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Vera darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Vera. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Vera tries to stand and escape but Party is controlling the position.
Party wants to get back to his feet.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Kid Vera was stalling too much, according to the referee.

Vera looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Vera stands up out of the half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Vera dives in and scores a takedown into Party's guard.
Vera wants to stand and escape but instead Party has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Kid Vera has got the better of the ground game so far.
Vera takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Vera looking to hit a scissor sweep but Party is one step ahead there.
Vera looking to control.
Kid Vera is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Kid Vera.

Party gets caught napping as Vera dives in and scores a takedown. Party manages to retain guard.
Vera is looking to stand up but Party won't let him.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Vera wants to stand and escape but instead Party has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Vera wants to get back to his feet but Party is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Anal Bead Party has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Party decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

Vera shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Vera has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Party is proving hard to escape from.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Kid Vera was stalling too much, according to the referee.

Vera shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Party's guard.
Vera tries to stand but Party is controlling from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Kid Vera hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.

Vera shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Vera was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

And that's the end of the fight!
Kid Vera comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Vera has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 26:30
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 25:30
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kid Vera!
Kid Vera made sure to mention his sponsor, Steel Penn's Laundry 88% LAUNDRY IS AVAILABLE in his post fight interview.