PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evil Muno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derka Derka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evil Muno has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Muno
vs
Derka

205 cm
20
275 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

187 cm
20
234 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great low kicks
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Evil Muno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Derka Derka!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muno throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Derka checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Muno lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Derka Derka has been cut.
Muno is looking to land body kicks.
Muno tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Muno cracks Derka with a right hand to the side of the head.
Derka swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Muno misses with a low kick.
Derka staying out of range there.
Muno tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Derka paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Muno tries to close the distance and clinch but Derka swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Derka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Muno lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Derka misses with a looping right.
Muno misses the shot to the body.
Muno pivots, looking for a leg kick but Derka is out of range and Muno settles back down.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Muno.
Muno loads up on a big right hand but Derka slips the punch.
A head kick misses from Muno.
Derka takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muno throws a jab when Derka was well out of range.
Derka blocks the body kick.
Muno is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
An inside leg kick from Muno misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muno feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Derka's calf.
Derka lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Muno scores with a hook.
Muno misses with a low kick.
Derka lets loose with a powerful body kick. Muno will feel that in the morning.

Muno clinches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Derka changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Muno fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Muno blocks a head kick by Derka.

Muno gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Derka goes for a takedown in the clinch but Muno prevents it.
Muno tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Muno misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Derka has Muno pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Muno manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Evil Muno has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derka Derka.
Muno working aggressively here.
Muno has a couple of punches blocked by Derka.
Muno's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Muno gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Muno scores with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Muno dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Derka Derka's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Muno connects with a solid leg kick.

Muno has managed to clinch.
Muno is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Muno stops a takedown attempt from Derka.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Derka.
Derka tries for a takedown but Muno manages to get underhooks.
Muno scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Muno fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Muno stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Muno throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Derkas head.

That has opened up Derka Derka's cut even more.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muno tries a body shot but Derka blocks it.
Muno lands a hook that snaps the head of Derka backwards.
Derka goes for a takedown in the clinch but Muno prevents it.
Evil Muno has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derka Derka.
Muno gets through Derka's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Derka tries for a takedown but Muno manages to get underhooks.
Derka goes for a takedown attempt but Muno pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Derka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Derka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Muno.
Derka throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A low kick from Muno is predictable there
and Derka counters with a slapping leg kick.
A shot to the body from Muno misses
and Derka counters with a slapping leg kick.
Muno feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Derka's calf.
Derka finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Muno attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muno throws out a leg kick but Derka moves out of range and Muno only half commits.
Muno fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Derka is out of range.
Muno doesn't manage to clinch there - Derka circles away.
Muno pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Muno lands a left and a right that send Derka crashing to the mat, dazed. Muno thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Derka chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Muno can pounce on him.
Derka is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Derka is rocked!

The cut above Derka Derka's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Muno comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Derka is still on wobbly legs! Can Muno finish him?
Muno throws a monster overhand right that drops Derka! Muno follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evil Muno!
A relieved looking Evil Muno thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.