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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ring Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and tim thing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dong comes to the cage accompanied by Pantera-Walk. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that tim thing was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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235 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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275 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ring Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, tim thing!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Leandro Rodrigues and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
thing tries for a takedown but Dong sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ring Dong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dong bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - thing has eaten all the pies!
thing looks gassed!
Dong tries for a kimura but thing is defending well.
Dong scores with a couple of short elbows.
thing is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Dong asserts his dominance and retains side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dong working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Dong tries for a kimura but thing is defending well.
Dong has hold of thing's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! thing tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Dong cranks the arm and thing screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from thing, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Ring Dong!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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