PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Flex Nuisance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuisance's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, High Hopes by Frank Sinatra. Von Hossenfeffer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Tik Tok kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Nuisance
vs
Von Hossenfeffer

197 cm
32
265 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

183 cm
35
180 lbs
19 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Flex Nuisance!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yukihiro Shimada and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Nuisance throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Von Hossenfeffer defending well as Nuisance loads up on a big left hand.
Jab by Nuisance.
Nuisance lands a nice shot to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer looks winded!
Von Hossenfeffer moves out of range of the strikes.
Von Hossenfeffer closes the distance but Nuisance moves to the side
and Nuisance connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer has been cut.
Flex Nuisance seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A leg kick checked by Von Hossenfeffer.
Nuisance misses with a straight right.
Nuisance just misses with a punch to the body.
Nuisance tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Hossenfeffer was well out of range. Poor timing from Nuisance.
Von Hossenfeffer throws a series of punches but Nuisance avoids them all with ease.
Von Hossenfeffer looks to clinch
and Nuisance counters with a stiff right hand.
A slow jab from Nuisance misses its intended target.
Nuisance ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Von Hossenfeffer moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuisance misses the shot to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer ducks under a wild hook from Nuisance.
Nuisance lands an uppercut, right on the button! Von Hossenfeffer tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Flex Nuisance!
Flex Nuisance decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.