PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Slim Shady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Sheen's choice of entrance music: IM A MAN.. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Shady
vs
Sheen

185 cm
27
176 lbs
10 - 6 - 1

183 cm
27
180 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Slim Shady!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Paul Gruel and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shady shoots in looking for a takedown but Sheen manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Shady's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Sheen digs a good hook to Shady's body.
Sheen tries to clinch up but Shady circles away and keeps his distance.
Sheen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Shady tries for a takedown but Sheen sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Shady shoots in and drives through. Sheen sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Slim Shady. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sheen slaps away a takedown attempt from Shady, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Shady.
Sheen throws a hook but Shady avoids it easily.
Sheen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Oooooh!!! Sheen has knocked Shady down with a huge combo! Sheen steps away and waves a wobbly Shady back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Sheen lands a big uppercut and Shady crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Shady looks OK. Sheen waves Shady back to his feet!

Shady is rocked!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Shady.
Oh Shady is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Shady misses with a jab, cross combination.
Shady seems to have got his legs back now.

Sheen closes the distance and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shady is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Sheen pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Shady is trying to pull guard but Sheen turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Sheen lands a nice shot to the body.

Shady pulls guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Sheen looking to pass the guard.

Sheen got a little sloppy there for a moment and Shady has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Sheen has managed to get both his arms back between Shady's legs - danger averted.
Shady controls Sheen momentarily but Sheen frees himself.
Sheen not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Shady escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Sheen gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shady pulls Sheen in close to prevent any damage.
Shady looking for a sweep. Not yet Shady, not yet.
Sheen slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Charlie Sheen wasn't active enough on the ground.
No luck for Shady with that takedown attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sheen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sheen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sheen cracks a nice hook into Shady's ribs.
Sheen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Shady with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sheen lands a jab to the head.
Shady shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sheen but Sheen pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Sheen slips a jab from Shady.
Slim Shady seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shady looks to throw the jab but Sheen is out of range.
Shady shoots in for a double leg but Sheen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Shady fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Sheen avoids it really well and circles away.
Shady fails to land the takedown.
Shady goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Charlie Sheen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sheen tries to clinch but Shady is having none of it.
Shady misses with a jab to the body

and Sheen moves into the clinch.
Sheen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shady tries to pull guard but Sheen won't allow it.
Shady tries to score a body lock takedown but Sheen shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Shady fails to pull guard.
Shady drops down looking for an ankle pick but Sheen pulls his leg out and moves away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good shot there by Sheen.
Shady fails to land the takedown.
Shady throws a hook to the side of Sheen's head but Sheen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shady misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Shady shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Sheen sprawls well. Sheen wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Shady gets slowly back to his feet.
Shady fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Sheen avoids it really well and circles away.
Shady is breathing heavily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shady shoots in for a takedown but Sheen shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Sheen dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Sheen forces Shady back against the cage and clinches.
Shady has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Sheen avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Shady tries for a takedown. No joy.
Sheen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sheen lands a nice shot to the body.
Shady is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Sheen to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Slim Shady. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shady is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Shady goes for a takedown in the clinch but Sheen prevents it.
Sheen scores with a shot to the side of Shady's head.
Shady fails to pull guard.
Sheen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sheen lands a left hand.
Shady is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Sheen to keep the fight standing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sheen lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shady prevents a body shot from Sheen.
Shady drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Good body shot from Sheen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shady is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Sheen to keep the fight standing.
Sheen lands a body shot.
Shady is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Charlie Sheen seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Sheen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Sheen misses with a punch to the body.
Sheen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Shady backwards.
Sheen works on Shady's body with a couple of short punches.
Sheen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Shady backwards.
Shady tries to pull guard but Sheen won't allow it.
A right handed body shot lands from Sheen.
Sheen lands with a right to the head.
Sheen lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sheen.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sheen.
Sheen works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen scores with a hook to the body.
Sheen scores with a shoulder strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sheen.

Shady pulls Sheen into guard.
Sheen controls from within his opponent's guard.
Sheen wants to pass the guard but Shady is keeping the position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Sheen stays in close to Shady's body and controls the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Charlie Sheen was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Shady shoots in for a double leg but Sheen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Shady shoots in but no luck this time.
Sheen misses with a straight right.
Shady shoots for a takedown but Sheen saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sheen lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Shady takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sheen connects with the punch.
Shady takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Shady manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Shady waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sheen.
Sheen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Shady closes the distance and clinches up with Sheen, looking for a takedown. Shady pushes Sheen against the cage but Sheen circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Shady.
Sheen lands a slapping body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Sheen.
Sheen throws an overhand right that drops Shady like a sack of potatoes! Sheen dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Sheen!
An intense looking Charlie Sheen took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Where you at, Igor?'.