PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jan Paulsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper comes to the cage accompanied by Badass. Paulsen has chosen Man! I Feel Like a Woman as his entrance music. Jan Paulsen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

CanChopper
vs
Paulsen

200 cm
29
249 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

205 cm
34
275 lbs
42 - 10 - 2

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER
Ultra Fight Gear

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 42 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jan Paulsen!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CanChopper misses with a head kick.
CanChopper avoids the body shot from Paulsen.
Paulsen closes the distance and clinches up with CanChopper, looking for a takedown. Paulsen pushes CanChopper against the cage but CanChopper circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Paulsen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but CanChopper manages to avoid it.
Paulsen is looking to chop away at CanChopper's legs.
Paulsen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
CanChopper cracks Paulsen with an open hand slap.
Paulsen staying out of range there.
Paulsen sizes up CanChopper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
CanChopper clobbers Paulsen with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A solid leg kick lands there for Paulsen.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Paulsen misses with a wild combination.
Paulsen throws a leg kick
and CanChopper counters with a nice leg kick.
Paulsen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Paulsen misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper blocks a jab.
That kick from Paulsen tenderised CanChopper's leg. CanChopper is trying to keep his angry face on.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as CanChopper checks a leg kick.
Paulsen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Paulsen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Paulsen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Paulsen looks for the body kick but CanChopper saw that one coming.
CanChopper moves out of range of the body kick from Paulsen.
CanChopper misses with a low kick.
Paulsen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by CanChopper. CanChopper obviously looking to wear him down.
CanChopper tests Paulsen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Paulsen just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good work by CanChopper as he checks the leg kick.
Paulsen smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Paulsen throws a big shot that misses.
CanChopper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
CanChopper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Paulsen's sensitive parts.
Paulsen throws a half hearted mid kick.
CanChopper moves out of range of the strikes.
CanChopper throws a head kick but Paulsen moves out of range.
Paulsen scores with a shot to the body.
Paulsen throws a big shot that misses.
Paulsen swings for the body but CanChopper moves out of range.
Paulsen cracks CanChopper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paulsen throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
CanChopper needs to keep his hands up - Paulsen had a free shot at his head there.
Paulsen is looking to land body kicks.
CanChopper takes a swing at Paulsen's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Paulsen misses.
Paulsen scores with a leg kick.
CanChopper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Paulsen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Paulsen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but CanChopper manages to avoid it.
CanChopper slips a straight right by Paulsen.
Good exchange - Paulsen coming out on top.
Paulsen misses with an uppercut.
CanChopper checks a leg kick nicely.
CanChopper throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Paulsen swings for the body but CanChopper moves out of range.
Paulsen looks to land a body kick but CanChopper moved away.
Paulsen is looking to slow CanChopper down with leg kicks.
Paulsen connects with an inside leg kick.
Jan Paulsen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
CanChopper blocks a low kick nicely.
Paulsen punishes CanChopper's body with a nice straight punch.
Paulsen connects with a single shot there.
CanChopper lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Paulsen throws a sloppy body shot
and CanChopper makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Paulsen really felt that one!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Paulsen connects with a looping right hand.
Paulsen misses with a kick to the body
and CanChopper counters with a nice body kick.
Paulsen takes one on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jan Paulsen dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Paulsen throws a body punch but CanChopper moves out of range.
Paulsen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Paulsen misses with a low kick.
Paulsen walks into a jab.
Jan Paulsen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Paulsen scores with a kick to the midsection.
Some wild striking there from CanChopper.
CanChopper has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Good leg kick by Paulsen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from CanChopper - that will leave a mark!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
CanChopper takes one to the side of the head.
Paulsen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A good leg kick by Paulsen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Paulsen dips to his left and cracks CanChopper with an uppercut!
Paulsen throws a hook to the side of CanChopper's head but CanChopper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
CanChopper scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
CanChopper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Paulsen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Paulsen works the jab nicely.
Paulsen checks a low kick from CanChopper.
Paulsen digs a good body shot into CanChopper's ribs.
Paulsen misses with a lunging right hand
and CanChopper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Paulsen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
CanChopper misses with a straight left.
CanChopper throws out a loose jab but Paulsen uses good head movement to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Paulsen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paulsen misses the jab.
Paulsen scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
CanChopper looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Paulsen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Paulsen throws a head kick that misses.
Paulsen lands a nice leg kick that just misses CanChopper's sensitive parts.
Paulsen throws out a loose jab but CanChopper uses good head movement to avoid it.
CanChopper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice defenses there by Paulsen.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by CanChopper.
Paulsen moves out of range of the strikes.
Paulsen lands a leg kick that knocks CanChopper off balance momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper lands a head kick!
CanChopper throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Paulsen counters with a slapping leg kick.
Paulsen missing with a left hand there. CanChopper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
CanChopper uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Paulsen connects with a jab.
Paulsen connects with a body shot that sends CanChopper's belly button to the back.
Paulsen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Paulsen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Paulsen throws a body punch but CanChopper moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
CanChopper takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Paulsen looks to land a body kick but CanChopper moved away.
A jab from CanChopper misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paulsen throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
CanChopper just misses with a punch to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! CanChopper crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Paulsen - the referee stops the clock and CanChopper gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Paulsen. CanChopper manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Nice straight punches there by Paulsen. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Paulsen.
CanChopper on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Paulsen.
CanChopper takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
CanChopper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Paulsen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt CanChopper.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Paulsen takes a swing at CanChopper's ribcage but misses.
Paulsen slips a jab from CanChopper.
Good leg kick by CanChopper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jan Paulsen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Paulsen jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
CanChopper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Paulsen scores with a nice strike.
Paulsen takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
CanChopper moves out of range of the body kick.
Good work by CanChopper as he checks the leg kick.
Paulsen thows a leg kick but CanChopper checks it
and CanChopper counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Paulsen motions for CanChopper to come forward. Paulsen throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Paulsen checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A low kick from Paulsen misses
and CanChopper counters with a leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
CanChopper lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Paulsen avoids the head kick by CanChopper.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as CanChopper blocks the low kick.
CanChopper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
CanChopper scoring well with a low kick there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Paulsen. CanChopper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Paulsen tried to score with a low kick but CanChopper checks it.
A slapping body kick lands there for Paulsen.
CanChopper wants to slow Paulsen down by chopping away at his legs.
Nice straight punches there by Paulsen. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Paulsen.
Paulsen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
CanChopper misses with a head kick.
CanChopper blocks a head kick by Paulsen.
A slow jab from CanChopper misses its intended target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paulsen looks to score with a jab to the body but CanChopper is just out of range.
CanChopper thows a body kick. Paulsen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
CanChopper misses with a straight left.
Paulsen tries a low kick but CanChopper avoids it.
Paulsen throws a leg kick but CanChopper moved away.
A chopping leg kick lands by CanChopper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice inside leg kick there by Paulsen. That's going to slow CanChopper down.
CanChopper connects with an inside leg kick.
Paulsen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A good leg kick by CanChopper.
A head kick misses from CanChopper.
Paulsen misses with a leg kick
and CanChopper counters with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paulsen misses with a leg kick
and CanChopper counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Paulsen is lucky that one didn't land flush.
CanChopper moves out of range of the strikes.
Paulsen getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Paulsen misses with a body kick.
CanChopper throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Paulsen throws the kick towards the body but CanChopper avoids it.
Jan Paulsen is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
CanChopper misses with a head kick.
CanChopper thows a body kick. Paulsen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
CanChopper lands the left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Paulsen goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as CanChopper checks a leg kick.

CanChopper closes the distance and clinches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paulsen misses with a punch on the inside.
Paulsen misses with some punches.
Paulsen misses with a hook to the ribs.
CanChopper connects with a knee to the head.
Ameri CanChopper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
CanChopper tries to land a knee to the head but Paulsen blocks with his arms.
CanChopper missing with knees to the body.
Paulsen has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from CanChopper.
Paulsen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Paulsen takes an elbow to the temple.
Paulsen lands with a short head shot on the inside.
CanChopper pushes off an throws an elbow but Paulsen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
CanChopper tries to land knees in the clinch but Paulsen avoids the damage to the body.
CanChopper landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Paulsen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CanChopper dodges an elbow strike from Paulsen.
CanChopper pushes off an throws an elbow but Paulsen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Paulsen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Paulsen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with CanChopper's elbow.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ameri CanChopper showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Paulsen has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jan Paulsen!
An out of breath Jan Paulsen thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.