PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Chester Molester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ian Macdonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Molester
vs
Macdonald

185 cm
25
135 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

171 cm
25
136 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Determined

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chester Molester!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ian Macdonald!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Chad Campbell and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Molester cracks Macdonald with a good jab.
Chester Molester seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Macdonald moves in looking to clinch but Molester pushes him off.
Molester lands a nice leg kick that just misses Macdonald's sensitive parts.
Macdonald tries to clinch up.
Macdonald avoids a punch combination nicely.
Molester throws a head kick that Macdonald semi-blocks.

It looks like Ian Macdonald has been cut.
Macdonald walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Molester really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Molester throws a head kick that Macdonald semi-blocks.

Macdonald is rocked!
Macdonald blocks a head kick by Molester.
Macdonald is still on wobbly legs! Can Molester finish him?
Molester throws a head kick but Macdonald moves out of range.
Macdonald seems to have recovered his senses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick misses from Molester.
Macdonald blocks a head kick by Molester.
Macdonald takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Molester comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Molester taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Macdonald is working for takedown but Molester is calmly controlling the position for now.
Molester lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Macdonald jumps guard but Molester stands there with Macdonald around his waist. Macdonald gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Macdonald looks winded!
Molester misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Macdonald.
Molester is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Macdonald is keeping busy.
Molester lands a nice uppercut.
Macdonald avoiding damage as Molester throws knees to the body.
Molester misses with an elbow strike.
Molester letting Macdonald take a breather here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Molester lands an elbow that stopped Macdonald in his tracks for a moment.
Molester lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Molester softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Molester creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Macdonald's defenses.
Molester lands a damaging elbow.

Macdonald drags the fight down to the ground.
Molester tries to free his leg and advance position but Macdonald is retaining full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Molester postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Macdonald holds on and takes a little breather.
Macdonald keeping moving, preventing Molester from controlling successfully.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Macdonald fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Molester avoids it really well and circles away.
Chester Molester has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ian Macdonald.
Molester lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Molester scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Macdonald shoots in for a double leg but Molester sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Molester lands with a hook. Macdonald tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Molester lands a high kick!

That has opened up Ian Macdonald's cut even more.
Chester Molester is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A left and a right from Molester both land. Nice combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Macdonald wants to stay close but Molester steps back to make room for something. Macdonald seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Molester and Macdonald drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Chester Molester!
Chester Molester is the new bantamweight champion!
As Chester Molester got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I AM NOT A CHILD MOLESTER...*PEEP* HEY, GIMME THAT MIC BACK AND LET ME FINISH... IM NOT A CHILD MOLESTER. IT WAS JUST A MISSUNDERSTANDING *BOOOO* SCEW YOU GUYS *PEEEP* IM GONNA *PEEP* UCK YOU GUYS UP.'.