PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Fatsack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and sparka man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that sparka man was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Fatsack
vs
man

188 cm
19
215 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

180 cm
18
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Battle Bars Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Fatsack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, sparka man!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, William Gold and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatsack tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but man swivels and escapes.
Fatsack shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has man pinned against the cage. man gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fatsack has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dick Fatsack. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Horrible takedown by Fatsack or perhaps it was just good defense by man which made him look bad.

Fatsack gets the takedown into side control.
man is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Fatsack off and has taken his back!
Fatsack has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
man trying to control momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
man controlling well, preventing Fatsack from escaping the position.

man is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
man lands a shot to the head.

man is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Fatsack knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Fatsack for a finish.
Fatsack tries to break free.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatsack breaks man's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Fatsack connects with a couple of short punches.
Fatsack throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as man works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Fatsack is breathing heavily.
man looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Fatsack thows a big elbow that misses.
Fatsack in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Fatsack fails with the takedown.
Fatsack tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
man should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Fatsack looks for a takedown but man sprawls well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

man gets a clinch.
man tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Fatsack just stands there and leans against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
man can't get the takedown.

man lands a takedown into guard.
man wants to control from the top but Fatsack keeps moving.
man prevents Fatsack from getting back to his feet.
man pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fatsack is keeping the position for now.
Fatsack is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Fatsack is on top in guard.
man manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fatsack throwing hammer fists to the chest of man. What's that going to do exactly?
Fatsack is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
man lands with some strikes.
Fatsack tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

sparka man dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Fatsack will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
man stuffs the takedown.
man throws a combination. Fatsack tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Fatsack clinches but man breaks the clinch
and man counters with a straight right hand.
Fatsack misses with a takedown attempt

and man counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dick Fatsack. That's going to take a lot out of him.
man performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatsack is looking for a sweep. man is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
man is looking to advance position but Fatsack won't allow it.
Fatsack tries to roll over but man keeps him under control.
Fatsack punching from the bottom.

man stands up out of the half guard.
man cracks Fatsack with a good jab.
Dick Fatsack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Fatsack tries to clinch

and man counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Fatsack!
Fatsack really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

man looking for a guillotine from mount but Fatsack is having none of it.
Fatsack regains half guard.
man winds up and cracks Fatsack with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

Fatsack is defending against the submission attempts here by man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatsack manages to get to full guard.
Fatsack wants to sweep but no luck.
Fatsack is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Fatsack doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
man passes Fatsack's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Fatsack trying to get back to full guard but man takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Fatsack wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Fatsack is trying to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

sparka man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Fatsack gets the takedown into side control.
sparka man has got the better of the ground game so far.
Fatsack tries to score with some ground and pound. man controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Fatsack lands some shots froms side control.
The strikes coming from Fatsack are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

Fatsack has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Fatsack looks to clinch

and man counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by man.
Fatsack wants to sweep but no luck.
man is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Fatsack lands a decent punch to the body there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatsack striking off his back but it's not causing man any problems.
Fatsack trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
man looking to pass the guard.

Fatsack uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Fatsack darts in trying to clinch

and man counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Fatsack works his way to full guard. Good work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatsack is looking to stand up but man isn't so interested in that idea.

Fatsack pushes man off and gets back to his feet.

Fatsack feints and as man raises his hands in defense, Fatsack changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Fatsack stands and steps away. man gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Fatsack has his takedown stuffed

and man counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
man trying to control the position from guard on top but Fatsack is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as man accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
man tries to free his leg and advance position but Fatsack is retaining full guard.
Fatsack lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for man!
Fatsack cracks man with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Fatsack with a couple of short strikes.
Fatsack raining down shots from the mount!
man is in a horrible position here. Fatsack smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Fatsack landing punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
man can't escape the position.
The referee warns man that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dick Fatsack.
Well man has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Steven Brown scores the fight for sparka man!
Judge William Gold scores the fight for sparka man!
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight for sparka man!

sparka man wins by unanimous decision!