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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Lavoz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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273 lbs
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260 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick Lavoz!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Alan Glass and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumbass gets tackled into the cage by Lavoz. Lavoz maintains the clinch.
Lavoz has had enough of the clinch but Dumbass keeps him there for the moment.
Lavoz jumps guard but Dumbass stands there with Lavoz around his waist. Lavoz gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Dumbass lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lavoz backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dumbass.
Dumbass pushes Lavoz back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Lavoz's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A right hand to the body from Dumbass.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dumbass creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lavoz jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Dumbass walks away with a smile on his face. Lavoz gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Lavoz plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
It looks like TheNewYork Dumbass has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lavoz lands with a kick to the temple. Dumbass shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lavoz misses with a double jab
and Dumbass counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Lavoz thinking.
Lavoz looks winded!
Dumbass wants to clinch.
Lavoz clinches up against the cage.
Dumbass lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lavoz backwards.
Lavoz can't get the takedown.
TheNewYork Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nick Lavoz.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dumbass.
A short left from Lavoz.
Lavoz breaks the clinch.
Lavoz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nick Lavoz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lavoz shoots in for a takedown but Dumbass shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Dumbass is looking to clinch.
Dumbass lands a lovely overhand right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lavoz is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dumbass sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dumbass scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lavoz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dumbass jabs Lavoz to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dumbass wants to clinch up but Lavoz keeps it at a distance.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Lavoz tries to move into range but Dumbass moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lavoz shoots in but no luck this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dumbass clinches up with Lavoz and pushes him back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dumbass.
Dumbass lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right from Dumbass.
Dumbass lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A hook to the body from Dumbass.
Dumbass could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
A short right from Dumbass.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dumbass scores with a hook to the body.
Dumbass lands with a light punch inside.
Dumbass lands a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
TheNewYork Dumbass dominated that round.
The cut man is working on TheNewYork Dumbass's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Dumbass clinches with his opponent.
Dumbass lands with a short shot to the head.
Dumbass misses with some punches.
Dumbass landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dumbass lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lavoz or not.
Dumbass scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice body punch from Dumbass - that landed with a thud.
Dumbass misses with a knee strike.
A short body shot lands from Dumbass as the two fighters clinch.
Dumbass lands a hook that snaps the head of Lavoz backwards.
Lavoz is breathing heavily.
Dumbass scores with a knee to the head.
Dumbass lands an uppercut.
Dumbass blocks an elbow strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Dumbass.
Dumbass makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lavoz pulls Dumbass into guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Lavoz is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Lavoz keeping moving, preventing Dumbass from controlling successfully.
Lavoz looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lavoz is looking for a triangle but Dumbass pushes his legs off easily.
Dumbass won't allow Lavoz to sweep him here.
Dumbass is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lavoz can do to turn this around?
Dumbass got a little sloppy there for a moment and Lavoz has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dumbass has managed to get both his arms back between Lavoz's legs - danger averted.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dumbass showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
We're going to have a standup here because TheNewYork Dumbass wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Dumbass blocks a head kick by Lavoz.
Lavoz misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Lavoz misses with a series of wild punches.
Dumbass wants to clinch.
Lavoz misses with a jab, cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
TheNewYork Dumbass dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on TheNewYork Dumbass's cut.
That's time! Dumbass's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Lavoz shoots in for a double leg but Dumbass sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
TheNewYork Dumbass is winning the standup battle so far.
Lavoz misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dumbass drops his hands momentarily and Lavoz takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Dumbass tests Lavoz's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dumbass shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lavoz sprawls well. Lavoz wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dumbass gets slowly back to his feet.
Dumbass closes the distance and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lavoz tries to pull guard but Dumbass holds him up against the cage and eventually Lavoz drops back down to his feet.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lavoz.
Dumbass using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lavoz has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dumbass pushes Lavoz back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Dumbass.
A short right from Dumbass.
Lavoz fails to pull guard.
TheNewYork Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nick Lavoz.
Lavoz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A shot in the inside from Dumbass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lavoz jumps guard and drags Dumbass to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Dumbass wants to pass the guard but Lavoz is keeping the position.
Lavoz looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dumbass wants to control from the top but Lavoz keeps moving.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Lavoz is looking for a triangle but Dumbass pushes his legs off easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass trying to control the position from guard on top but Lavoz is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We're going to have a standup here because TheNewYork Dumbass wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Lavoz tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dumbass is able to avoid easily.
Lavoz throws a lazy head kick
letting Dumbass counter with a right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Dumbass. That snapped Lavoz's head back.
Lavoz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dumbass dips to his left and cracks Lavoz with an uppercut!
Dumbass dips to his left and cracks Lavoz with an uppercut!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lavoz cracks Dumbass with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lavoz on the wrong end of a nice hook.
And that's the end of the fight!
TheNewYork Dumbass showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dumbass, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... TheNewYork Dumbass!
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energy
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FIGHT
RATING
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