PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Chester Molester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and JP Cool (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Molester
vs
Cool

185 cm
25
135 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
135 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Inexperienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chester Molester!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, JP Cool!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Franklyn Lucas and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cool tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Molester throws a right hand that Cool ducks under and follows up with a left that Cool also avoids with ease.
Molester misses the jab.
Molester really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A decent looking cross lands there for Molester.
Cool on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Molester. Molester obviously looking to wear him down.
Molester goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Molester tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Molester lands with an overhand left.
Molester lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

Molester pushes Cool up against the cage in a clinch.
Molester pressing his opponent against the cage.
Knees to the body from Molester.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Molester is struggling to control the position.
Molester stops a takedown attempt from Cool.
Molester lands a damaging elbow.

Molester escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Molester gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Molester throws an elbow but it misses.
Molester lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cool has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Molester avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Molester pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cool blocks an elbow strike.
Molester lands a damaging elbow.
Cool being controlled against the cage.

Molester manages to break the clinch.
Molester lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Molester throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Molester buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Molester lands a high kick!
Molester throws a head kick that Cool semi-blocks.
Molester throws a head kick but Cool moves out of range.
Molester misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Molester misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Molester misses with a head kick.
Molester connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Molester misses with a kick to the body.

Molester moves into the clinch successfully.
Molester content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Cool has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Molester after a bit of a struggle.
Chester Molester has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of JP Cool.
Molester scores with a shoulder strike.
Molester is pushing Cool up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Cool is looking to take this one to the mat.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cool tries to score a body lock takedown but Molester shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chester Molester dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cool stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Molester.
Molester scores with a head kick.

Molester gets a clinch.

Molester breaks the clinch.
Cool blocks a head kick by Molester.
A nice inside leg kick there by Molester. That's going to slow Cool down.
Molester misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chester Molester seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Molester misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Molester pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Molester.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Molester misses with a head kick.
Cool staying out of range there.
Cool blocks a head kick by Molester.
Molester swings for the body but Cool moves out of range.
Chester Molester is winning the standup battle so far.
Molester tries a head kick but it misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cool avoids the head kick by Molester.
Chester Molester is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Molester misses with an uppercut. Cool saw that one coming.
A head kick misses from Molester.
Molester pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Molester misses with an uppercut.
Molester throws a head kick but Cool moves out of range.
Molester tries to clinch up but Cool circles away and keeps his distance.
Molester swinging wildly here.

Molester clinches.
Cool is looking for a takedown.
Cool is looking for a takedown.
Cool avoids a wild elbow strike from Molester.

Molester drags the fight down to the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Cool thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Cool not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Molester is looking to stand up but Cool isn't so interested in that idea.
Cool trying to control but Molester is working from the bottom.
Cool might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Molester haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Cool slips nicely into half guard.
Cool is trying to control. Molester wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cool is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

Cool is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Molester is forced to tap! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). JP Cool!
JP Cool seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.