PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Chester Molester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clarck Murrie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Molester
vs
Murrie

185 cm
25
135 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

169 cm
25
137 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Inexperienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chester Molester!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Clarck Murrie!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Russell Pearce and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Molester lands a head kick!
Molester avoids a punch combination nicely.
Molester tries a head kick but it misses.

Murrie drives through and clinches with Molester against the cage.
Murrie is trying to force a seperation but Molester has the dominant position.
Knees in the clinch landing for Molester.
Murrie takes an elbow to the temple.
Molester lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Clarck Murrie has been cut.
Molester prevents the takedown attempt.
A shot in the inside from Molester.
Nice body punch from Molester.
Murrie fails to pull guard.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Molester.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Molester as Murrie tries to tie him up.
Molester stops a takedown attempt from Murrie.
Chester Molester has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Clarck Murrie.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Molester decides to pull guard.
Murrie prevents Molester from getting back to his feet.
Molester will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Murrie wants to pass the guard but Molester is keeping the position.
Molester wants to stand and escape but Murrie is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Murrie distracts Molester with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Molester really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Molester looking for a sweep. Not yet Molester, not yet.
Murrie wants to control from the top but Molester keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Clarck Murrie.
Murrie shoots in and drives through. Molester sprawls well.
Molester tries a head kick but it misses.
Murrie throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Molester's waist but Molester gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Murrie off to one side.

Molester gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Molester lands an elbow just above Murrie 's eye.
Murrie has had enough of the clinch but Molester keeps him there for the moment.
Stalling in the clinch from Molester.
Molester scores with a shoulder strike.
Murrie can't break the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Molester.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Molester pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Murrie gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Molester lands an elbow inside.
Murrie goes for a takedown in the clinch but Molester prevents it.
Molester lands a hook that snaps the head of Murrie backwards.
Molester stalling the fight.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Molester for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Molester keeps control of Murrie as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Murrie managing to block the knees to the body from Molester.
Molester controlling the action here for a moment.
Murrie blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Molester has Murrie pressed against the cage, preventing Murrie from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Molester lands an elbow inside.

Molester manages to break the clinch.
Murrie throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Molester's waist but Molester gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Murrie off to one side.
Molester lands a head kick. Murrie smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Molester fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Murrie avoids it really well and circles away.
Molester displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Murrie.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chester Molester dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Clarck Murrie's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Murrie stuffs the takedown attempt from Molester. Molester gets slowly back to his feet.
Molester scores with a head kick.

Molester clinches with his opponent.
Murrie working hard to break the clinch.
Molester creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Murrie's defenses.
Molester lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Molester wants a takedown.
Molester using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Murrie has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Murrie misses with some punches.
Molester comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Murrie doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Murrie is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Molester.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Murrie is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Molester lands an elbow just above Murrie 's eye.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Murrie is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Molester is defending well.
Nice elbow from Molester.
Molester lands an elbow inside that Murrie shrugs off.
The referee calls for Molester to work.
Molester gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Murrie swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Murrie tries to score a body lock takedown but Molester shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
A shot in the inside from Molester.
Murrie changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Molester fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Chester Molester has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Clarck Murrie.
Molester lands with a slapping head kick.
Molester tries for a takedown but Murrie sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Murrie closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Murrie takes an elbow to the temple.

Molester manages to break the clinch.
Chester Molester seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Murrie is defended easily by Molester.
Molester cracks the inside of Murrie's front leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murrie closes the distance and clinches up with Molester, looking for a takedown. Murrie pushes Molester against the cage but Molester circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Molester dives in and grabs Murrie's left leg, looking for a takedown. Murrie pushes down on Molester's head and hops out.
Murrie moves into range and connects with a jab.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Murrie.
Murrie is breathing heavily.
Molester looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Murrie is fending him off so far but Molester persists. Nope, Murrie circles away and we're back to standing.
Molester lands with a slapping head kick.
Molester shoots in for a takedown but Murrie shows good takedown defense.
Murrie finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Murrie with a lazy takedown attempt

and Molester counters by clinching up.
Murrie tries to pull guard but Molester forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Molester lands a damaging elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Murrie on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Molester breaks from the clinch.
Molester throws a sloppy head kick and Murrie moves out of range easily.
Molester throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Murrie jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Molester takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Murrie fails with a takedown attempt.
Molester listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Murrie throws a sloppy head kick
and Molester counters with a big head kick but Murrie shrugs it off.
Murrie closes this distance looking for a takedown but Molester circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chester Molester dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Clarck Murrie's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Murrie looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Molester is fending him off so far but Murrie persists. Nope, Molester circles away and we're back to standing.
Molester scores with a one two! Murrie had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Molester scores with a head kick. Murrie tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Molester lands with a slapping head kick.
Molester stuffs the takedown attempt from Murrie. Murrie gets slowly back to his feet.
Molester tries for a takedown but Murrie sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Murrie will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Chester Molester has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Clarck Murrie.
Murrie chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Molester can pounce on him.

Molester moves into the clinch successfully.
Murrie tries to score a body lock takedown but Molester shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Molester lands an elbow inside that Murrie shrugs off.
Murrie takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Molester stalling against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Molester lands an elbow just above Murrie 's eye.
Molester lands an elbow inside that Murrie shrugs off.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Molester.
Murrie misses with a hook from the clinch.
Molester lands an elbow inside.
Molester misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Murrie.
Molester trying to land knees to the body.
Molester slows down the pace here.
Molester lands an elbow that stopped Murrie in his tracks for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Molester is struggling to control the position.
Murrie takes a shot to the head.
Nice elbow from Molester.
Murrie is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Molester is keeping busy.
Molester lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Molester gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Molester tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Murrie avoids it.
Molester creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Murrie's defenses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Molester.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Molester.
Molester scores with a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Molester is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Molester creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Murrie's defenses.
Molester lands a nice elbow.
Murrie tries to pull guard but Molester won't allow it.
Murrie tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Molester smiles and moves away.

Murrie closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Murrie takes an elbow to the forehead.
Murrie is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Molester is defending well.
Murrie is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Molester to keep the fight standing.
Molester lands an elbow just above Murrie 's eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Molester lands a damaging elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Molester.
Molester comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Molester creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Murrie's defenses.
Molester lands an elbow inside that Murrie shrugs off.
Molester dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Molester is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Murrie is defending well for now.
Murrie takes an elbow to the temple.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Molester leaning against his opponent.
Molester tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Murrie avoids it.
Clarck Murrie has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Murrie looking to throw knees to the head but Molester is blocking nicely.
Murrie takes an elbow to the forehead.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chester Molester showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Molester, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Chester Molester!
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight for Chester Molester!
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight for Chester Molester!

Chester Molester wins by unanimous decision!
Chester Molester decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.