PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Flex Nuisance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuisance kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is High Hopes by Frank Sinatra. The crowd seem to be enjoying Von Hossenfeffer's choice of entrance music: Tik Tok. Flex Nuisance has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Nuisance
vs
Von Hossenfeffer

197 cm
32
265 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

183 cm
35
180 lbs
19 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Flex Nuisance!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shirou Masuda and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuisance ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nuisance throws a jab when Von Hossenfeffer was well out of range.
Von Hossenfeffer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nuisance throws a big shot that misses.
Flex Nuisance seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Von Hossenfeffer staying out of range there.
Von Hossenfeffer wants to clinch but Nuisance slips to the side
enabling Nuisance to counter with a crisp jab.
Nuisance just misses with a punch to the body.
Nuisance looks to land a right hand but Von Hossenfeffer moved out of range.
Nuisance waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Nuisance lands a big right hand that sends Von Hossenfeffer crashing to the mat! Nuisance stays standing though and waves Von Hossenfeffer back to his feet!
Von Hossenfeffer looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big right from Nuisance misses.
Von Hossenfeffer wants to clinch.
Nuisance throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to close the distance and clinch but Nuisance swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nuisance throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nuisance swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nuisance.
Von Hossenfeffer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nuisance drops Von Hossenfeffer with a straight right hand, right on the button! Nuisance follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Flex Nuisance!
A victorious Flex Nuisance thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.