PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Let Me Bang Bro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Han Lector (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Me Bang Bro
vs
Lector

196 cm
25
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

194 cm
25
245 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Let Me Bang Bro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Han Lector!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Anthony Taglia and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lector on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bang Bro fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bang Bro throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A clash of legs there as Bang Bro blocks the low kick.
Bang Bro connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lector momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bang Bro lands a jab to Lector's midsection.
Bang Bro scores with a nice strike.
Bang Bro connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bang Bro paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

It looks like Han Lector has been cut.
Lector takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bang Bro cracks Lector on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Lector falls backwards against the cage. Bang Bro follows up with more strikes that drop Lector to his knees. Bang Bro keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Lector! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Let Me Bang Bro!
Let Me Bang Bro made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Stockton 209 Cesar Gracie Joo Jit Soo WUT?! WUT?! WUT?!'.