PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lan Mandragoran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nelli Kuukeri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mandragoran kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Danny Boy. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mandragoran
vs
Kuukeri

194 cm
29
251 lbs
15 - 10 - 1

193 cm
25
280 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Powerful

BeastMode
Syndicate Nutrition

Damnfield clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Lan Mandragoran!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Nelli Kuukeri!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Summer Carpenter and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mandragoran lands a nice shot to the body.
Mandragoran misses with a double jab.

Mandragoran moves into the clinch.
Mandragoran misses with a knee to the head.
Kuukeri is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Mandragoran to keep the fight standing.
Kuukeri working aggressively here.

Kuukeri's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mandragoran stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Mandragoran leaves Kuukeri with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Mandragoran closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Kuukeri has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kuukeri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Kuukeri fails to land.
A knee to the head by Mandragoran.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mandragoran lands an elbow inside that Kuukeri shrugs off.
Mandragoran landing knees to the head.
Mandragoran comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Mandragoran.
Mandragoran landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A body shot lands from Mandragoran.
Kuukeri looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mandragoran working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mandragoran lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Nelli Kuukeri has been cut.
Nice elbow from Mandragoran.
Mandragoran lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Mandragoran works on Kuukeri's body with a couple of short punches.
Mandragoran lands an elbow that stopped Kuukeri in his tracks for a moment.
A right hand to the body from Mandragoran.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Knees in the clinch landing for Mandragoran.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mandragoran.
Mandragoran utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Mandragoran with a knee to the head.
Mandragoran creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kuukeri's defenses.
Nice elbow from Mandragoran.
Mandragoran lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kuukeri backwards.
Kuukeri misses with the head strike.
Mandragoran scores with a knee to the head.
Mandragoran lands an elbow just above Kuukeri 's eye.

Kuukeri is rocked!
Knees in the clinch landing for Mandragoran.
Mandragoran throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kuukeri blocks it with crossed arms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mandragoran creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kuukeri's defenses.
Mandragoran with a knee to the head.
Kuukeri is still on wobbly legs! Can Mandragoran finish him?
Mandragoran scores with a shoulder strike.
Mandragoran creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Kuukeri! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Mandragoran.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lan Mandragoran!
A very excited looking Lan Mandragoran made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.