PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anselmi Hamara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hamara kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Ruoska - Kiroan. Poochyena has chosen This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Hamara
vs
Poochyena

207 cm
27
300 lbs
17 - 6 - 1

225 cm
27
295 lbs
18 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brute

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 1, fighting out of London, Anselmi Hamara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tamias Poochyena!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Colin Fotheringham and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hamara connects with a body shot.
Poochyena has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Poochyena there as he acknowledges the shot.

It looks like Tamias Poochyena has been cut.
A head kick misses from Poochyena.
Poochyena connects with an inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Poochyena misses with a kick to the body.
Hamara misses with a hook.
Poochyena throws a looping overhand right but Hamara ducks down to avoid it.
Hamara throws a push kick but Poochyena slaps the foot to one side.
Poochyena uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hamara.
Poochyena throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A head kick misses from Poochyena.
Hamara throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

Poochyena gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Hamara scores with a hook to the body.
Poochyena tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hamara's elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poochyena tries to stall but Hamara uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Poochyena makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short right from Poochyena on the inside.
Poochyena stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Poochyena tries to throw a body punch but Hamara avoids it by throwing Poochyena back against the cage.
Poochyena tries to work over Hamara's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Poochyena has Hamara pressed against the cage.
Poochyena struggles to land a body shot inside as Hamara controls his hands.
Hamara stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Hamara prevents a body shot from Poochyena.
Hamara working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Poochyena struggles to land a body shot inside as Hamara controls his hands.
Hamara leaning against his opponent.
Poochyena lands with a left to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hamara misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hamara blocking some punches.
Hamara has Poochyena pressed against the cage.
Poochyena misses with a body punch.
Hamara wants to take the fight to the mat but Poochyena manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Poochyena is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Hamara breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hamara lands a jab to Poochyena's midsection.
Poochyena misses with a body shot.
Hamara slips a straight right by Poochyena.
Poochyena lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Poochyena throws a chopping leg kick but Hamara manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Poochyena tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hamara is able to avoid easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hamara lands a nice looking body shot.
Hamara thows a body shot but no joy.
Hamara avoids the head kick by Poochyena.
A jab from Poochyena misses.
Poochyena throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hamara on the side of the head.
Hamara attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hamara throws a looping overhand right but Poochyena ducks down to avoid it.
Poochyena displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hamara throws out the jab.
Hamara ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hamara checks a low kick from Poochyena.
Poochyena staying out of range there.
Hamara misses with a combination
and Poochyena counters with a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hamara scores with a spinning back kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poochyena thows a leg kick but Hamara checks it
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Poochyena looks winded!
Hamara misses with a wild body shot.
Hamara misses with a hook. Poochyena ducked under it nicely.
Hamara looks to score with a jab to the body but Poochyena is just out of range.
Hamara connects with a nice looking jab.
Poochyena misses with a hook. Hamara ducked under it nicely.
Hamara misses with a few strikes there.
A telegraphed right hand from Poochyena misses the target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hamara just misses with a punch to the body.
Poochyena tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hamara swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A slapping leg kick lands for Poochyena.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anselmi Hamara dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tamias Poochyena's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Poochyena lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hamara takes a step back to recover.
Hamara looks to score with a jab to the body but Poochyena is just out of range.
Poochyena connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hamara's hands.
Hamara throws a lazy right hand but Poochyena sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hamara is looking to wear down Poochyena with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Poochyena throws a push kick but Hamara slaps the foot to one side.
Poochyena with a jab.
Nice shot lands for Hamara.
Hamara tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Poochyena is able to avoid easily.
Anselmi Hamara is winning the standup battle so far.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Poochyena lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hamara has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hamara and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hamara.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poochyena looks to throw the jab but Hamara is out of range.
Poochyena wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poochyena takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Poochyena tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hamara paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Poochyena avoids the body shot from Hamara.
Hamara checks a leg kick.
Hamara ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Poochyena throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Poochyena blocks the body kick.

Poochyena moves into the clinch successfully.
Hamara throws a punch but it's blocked by Poochyena.
Hamara is leaning against Poochyena and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hamara can't get the takedown.
Poochyena lands a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hamara has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Poochyena lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Poochyena blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Poochyena lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hamara throws a punch but it's blocked by Poochyena.

Hamara escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Poochyena closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Poochyena tries to throw a body punch but Hamara avoids it by throwing Poochyena back against the cage.
Hamara throws a head punch that misses.
Poochyena working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hamara.
Hamara misses with a short punch on the inside.
Poochyena has Hamara pressed against the cage, preventing Hamara from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hamara working aggressively here.
Poochyena gets through Hamara's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hamara misses with a punch to the body.
Poochyena swings wildly with an uppercut but Hamara uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short body shot lands from Poochyena as the two fighters clinch.
Hamara is trying to maintain a safe position but Poochyena gets an underhook and turns Hamara into the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Poochyena creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Poochyena stalling against the cage.
A short uppercut from Hamara.
Hamara blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Poochyena slows down the pace here.
Tamias Poochyena seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Poochyena tries to throw a body punch but Hamara avoids it by throwing Poochyena back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hamara tries to throw a body punch but Poochyena avoids it by throwing Hamara back against the cage.
Poochyena is struggling to control the position.
Hamara misses with some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Hamara.
Poochyena can't find room to land a body shot as Hamara controls the action.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hamara.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hamara.
Poochyena is breathing heavily.
A short right from Poochyena.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hamara has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Poochyena is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Poochyena swings wildly with an uppercut but Hamara uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hamara misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tamias Poochyena showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Tamias Poochyena's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

Hamara misses with a low kick.
Hamara checks the leg kick nicely there.
Nice cross by Poochyena.
Hamara uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Poochyena.
Poochyena is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Poochyena throws a solid leg kick but Hamara takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Poochyena.

Poochyena moves into the clinch.
Poochyena is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Hamara is keeping busy.
Hamara misses with a body punch.
Hamara goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hamara misses with a punch to the body.
Poochyena blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hamara can't find room to land a body shot as Poochyena controls the action.
Hamara taking a breather.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Poochyena.
Poochyena gets underhooks to prevent Hamara's takedown attempt.
Poochyena holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Hamara wants to get back to striking at distance but Poochyena won't allow it.
Hamara blocks an uppercut.
Hamara blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hamara's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Poochyena fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Poochyena lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hamara.
Poochyena works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Poochyena.
Hamara has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Poochyena misses with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hamara backwards.
Hamara tries to circle away but Poochyena has him pinned against the cage.
Poochyena lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hamara backwards.
A short body shot lands from Hamara as the two fighters clinch.
Hamara throws a head punch that misses.
Hamara prevents a body shot from Poochyena.
Hamara is looking to control Poochyena's arms but Poochyena gets an underhook and turns him. Now Hamara has his back to the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hamara.
Hamara scores with a nice hook to the head.
Poochyena misses with a body punch.
Poochyena lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hamara backwards.
Poochyena is trying to stall.
A nice left hand lands by Hamara.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hamara has a couple of punches blocked by Poochyena.
A nice left hand lands by Poochyena.
Poochyena wants to stall.
Hamara misses with a punch to the body.
Hamara is looking for a takedown.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hamara.
Hamara pushes Poochyena back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Poochyena takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hamara goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Poochyena fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hamara misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Poochyena prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anselmi Hamara. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The referee calls for Poochyena to work.
Hamara tries a body shot but Poochyena blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hamara is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Poochyena is defending well.
Poochyena is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Hamara misses with a body punch.
Poochyena stalling the fight.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hamara.
Poochyena working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hamara lands with a right to the head.
Hamara tries a body shot but Poochyena blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hamara tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Poochyena's elbow.
Hamara can't find room to land a body shot as Poochyena controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Poochyena.
Poochyena effectively controlling the action here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tamias Poochyena comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Poochyena has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tamias Poochyena!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Tamias Poochyena made sure he mentioned Namunamu Clothing , along with how happy he was to win his fight.