PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Tank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gkghkgj Gjkgkg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tank kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Destiny. Gjkgkg comes into a darkened arena with his song building. No Remorse kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tank
vs
Gjkgkg

225 cm
31
300 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

191 cm
24
392 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Steel Penn LSD Q160-Q158-Q155 (95% Return)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Tank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gkghkgj Gjkgkg!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tank throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tank displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Gjkgkg.
Tank tries to clinch there but Gjkgkg circles away.

Gjkgkg fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Tank sprawls well initially but Gjkgkg persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Gjkgkg is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Tank doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Gjkgkg.
Gjkgkg slips a nice elbow through Tank's hands, connecting with Tank's forehead.
Tank on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Tank tries to get out of the position.

Gjkgkg is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Tank avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Gjkgkg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gjkgkg wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tank keeps working.
Gjkgkg stalling away here and it's allowed Tank to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Gjkgkg scoring with punches to the head and body.
Gjkgkg slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Gjkgkg tries to move into full mount but can't pass Tank's legs.
Gjkgkg working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

It looks like Frank Tank has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Gjkgkg working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Tank prevents Gjkgkg from improving position.
Gjkgkg has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Gjkgkg scoring with punches from side control.
Gjkgkg looks up at the clock and then as Tank takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Gjkgkg smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

Frank Tank's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Frank Tank's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Gkghkgj Gjkgkg!
Gkghkgj Gjkgkg opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.