PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nahka Vitonen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DeAngelo Kenner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vitonen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Klamydia - Junttihinttirunkkari. Kenner is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by ''Death Wish'' by Jadakiss feat. Lil Wayne. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Vitonen
vs
Kenner

197 cm
29
270 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

191 cm
29
277 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nahka Vitonen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, DeAngelo Kenner!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Marco Blurström and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vitonen lands a nice shot to the body.
Vitonen keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kenner tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Vitonen is able to avoid easily.
The fighters circling - Vitonen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kenner throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Vitonen jabs at Kenner's body.
Kenner on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vitonen tries to score with a low kick but Kenner moves his leg out of the way.
Kenner throws a shot from downtown. Vitonen moves away and avoids it.
Vitonen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Vitonen throws out a powerful jab.
Vitonen misses with a double jab.
Kenner dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Vitonen looks to score with a jab to the body but Kenner is just out of range.
Kenner throws a leg kick but Vitonen moved away.
Kenner thuds his shin into the meat of Vitonen's side.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vitonen. Kenner does a little dance to reset his feet.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kenner!
Kenner lands a body shot.
Vitonen is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vitonen fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kenner checks it well.
Vitonen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Vitonen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kenner sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Vitonen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Kenner drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Vitonen gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Kenner drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Vitonen gets the underhooks and prevents it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kenner.
Kenner working aggressively here.
Vitonen lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Vitonen prevents a body shot from Kenner.
Vitonen missing with knees to the body.
Vitonen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vitonen throws an elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vitonen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kenner is keeping busy.
Vitonen can't find room to land a body shot as Kenner controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kenner.
Kenner is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Vitonen is defending well.
Nahka Vitonen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of DeAngelo Kenner.
Vitonen scores with a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Kenner.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vitonen misses with some punches.
Vitonen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kenner lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kenner is working for takedown but Vitonen is calmly controlling the position for now.
Vitonen gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Kenner.
Vitonen working aggressively here.
Vitonen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vitonen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kenner's elbow.
Kenner tries to throw a body punch but Vitonen avoids it by throwing Kenner back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vitonen has a couple of punches blocked by Kenner.
Vitonen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kenner looking to stall.
Kenner lands a left hand.

Kenner manages to break the clinch.
Kenner is looking to slow Vitonen down with leg kicks.
Vitonen's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kenner under the eye.
A leg kick checked by Kenner.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vitonen blocks a head kick by Kenner.
Kenner connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kenner misses with an attempted mid kick.
A good leg kick by Vitonen.
Vitonen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kenner misses with a low kick.
Kenner stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kenner throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vitonen checks a leg kick.
Kenner pivots, looking for a leg kick but Vitonen is out of range and Kenner settles back down.
Vitonen connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kenner on the wrong end of a nice hook.

It looks like DeAngelo Kenner has been cut.
Vitonen takes a swing at Kenner's ribcage but misses.
Vitonen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kenner.
Kenner takes one to the chin there.
Kenner connects with a right hand. Vitonen shakes it off.
Kenner has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Vitonen finds it's way round the side to connect with Kenner's head.
Vitonen jabs at Kenner's body.
Kenner misses with a low kick.
Kenner steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vitonen.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kenner moves away from the strike by Vitonen.
Vitonen fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kenner is out of range.
Vitonen throws a nice inside leg kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Vitonen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nahka Vitonen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on DeAngelo Kenner's cut.
That's time! Vitonen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kenner moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Kenner lands with a nice body kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Vitonen checks a leg kick.
Nahka Vitonen is winning the standup battle so far.
Vitonen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A left lands for Vitonen.
Vitonen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kenner tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Vitonen is able to avoid easily.
Vitonen takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vitonen throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Kenner counter with a right hand.
Kenner looks to score with a jab to the body but Vitonen is just out of range.
Vitonen with a nice cross.
Vitonen throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kenner throws a leg kick but Vitonen checks it.
Kenner avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kenner with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Vitonen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kenner pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Vitonen back to the cage. Kenner follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A punch combination from Vitonen misses.
Kenner keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kenner lands with a thumping leg kick.
Good leg kick by Kenner there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kenner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kenner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kenner misses with a few strikes there.
Kenner moves out of range as Vitonen strikes.
Kenner dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vitonen. That did some damage!
Kenner slips under a jab.

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Kenner drops Vitonen with a nice combination! Kenner dives into Vitonen's guard, looking to finish!

Vitonen is rocked!
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Kenner postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Vitonen covers up, he's hurt! Kenner keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Kenner and the ref steps in to end the fight! Kenner can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). DeAngelo Kenner!
Post fight, DeAngelo Kenner took to the microphone: '**looks around the arena for a few seconds, then looks at the interviewer** UMMA.....DAMN!'.