PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pierre Trudeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rand al Thor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pierre Trudeau is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Trudeau
vs
al Thor

188 cm
28
215 lbs
17 - 7 - 1

194 cm
29
224 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Pierre Trudeau!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rand al Thor!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Andrew Berry and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
al Thor just misses with a punch to the body.
Trudeau connects with a crisp jab.

It looks like Rand al Thor has been cut.
A bone on bone clash there as Trudeau blocks the leg kick.
Rand al Thor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good leg kick by al Thor there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Trudeau on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Trudeau chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before al Thor can pounce on him.
Trudeau fails in his attempt to clinch.
Trudeau slips a jab from al Thor.
This has been an exciting period of action!
al Thor digs a good body shot into Trudeau's ribs.
Trudeau takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
al Thor misses with a jab, cross combination.
al Thor throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Trudeau slips under a jab.
Trudeau slips a jab and a cross from al Thor.
al Thor throws a sloppy head kick and Trudeau moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trudeau avoids the head kick by al Thor.
al Thor pulls out of a head kick attempt.
al Thor throws an overhand right that lands on Trudeau's shoulder, as Trudeau tries to avoid the shot.
Trudeau throws a right and a left that both miss.
al Thor pivots, looking for a leg kick but Trudeau is out of range and al Thor settles back down.
Trudeau lands a nice hook to al Thor's body. al Thor takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A clash of legs there as Trudeau blocks the low kick.
al Thor throws a solid leg kick but Trudeau takes the impact on his shin and smiles at al Thor.
al Thor throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Trudeau sees it coming and avoids it easily.
al Thor thumps Trudeau with a low kick.
al Thor swings away with a body shot that misses
and Trudeau counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
al Thor on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
al Thor will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Trudeau connects with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trudeau bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps al Thor's head backwards.

al Thor is rocked!
Trudeau throws an overhand right that has al Thor reeling! Trudeau follows up with more punches and al Thor is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pierre Trudeau!