PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cain Colbert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff comes into the arena with Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus blaring out of the sound system. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Cockenschtuff
vs
Colbert

193 cm
27
269 lbs
17 - 8 - 1

200 cm
33
291 lbs
29 - 16 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cain Colbert!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Reed Andrews and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Colbert misses its intended target.
Colbert lands a high kick!

It looks like Lester Cockenschtuff has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from Cockenschtuff is predictable there
and Colbert counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cockenschtuff's knee momentarily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Colbert looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Colbert throws a head kick that misses.
Cockenschtuff lands a high kick!
Cockenschtuff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Colbert.
Cockenschtuff checks the leg kick nicely there.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Colbert.
Cockenschtuff with a hook.
Colbert jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cockenschtuff. Colbert does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cockenschtuff misses with a head kick.
Nice body kick from Colbert.
Colbert throws a big shot that misses.
Colbert dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Colbert scores with a sloppy right hand. Cockenschtuff should have avoided that one.
Colbert scores with a jab to the body.
Colbert chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cockenschtuff is breathing heavily.
Cockenschtuff lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Colbert throws a sloppy head kick and Cockenschtuff moves out of range easily.
Cockenschtuff scores with a punch to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Colbert misses with a head kick.
Colbert looks to throw the jab but Cockenschtuff is out of range.
A slow jab from Colbert misses its intended target.
Colbert throws an overhand right that lands on Cockenschtuff's shoulder, as Cockenschtuff tries to avoid the shot.
Cockenschtuff lands with a thumping leg kick.
Colbert checks a leg kick nicely.
Cockenschtuff staying out of range there.
Cockenschtuff throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cockenschtuff tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff avoids the head kick by Colbert.
Colbert missing with a left hand there. Cockenschtuff was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cockenschtuff looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cockenschtuff throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Colbert connects with a solid leg kick.
Cockenschtuff ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The fighters circling - Colbert throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Good leg kick by Cockenschtuff there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Colbert connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cockenschtuff. Cockenschtuff circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Cockenschtuff paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Colbert throws a head kick but Cockenschtuff moves out of range.
Colbert throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cockenschtuff connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cockenschtuff fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Colbert has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Colbert keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff throws a quick inside leg kick.
A lazy left from Cockenschtuff finds it's target.
Cockenschtuff buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Colbert scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice hook to Colbert's body. Colbert takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cockenschtuff blocks a jab.
Cockenschtuff lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockenschtuff lands a leg kick that knocks Colbert off balance momentarily.
Cockenschtuff scores with a hook to the body. Colbert takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cockenschtuff scores with a leg kick.
Cockenschtuff connects with a jab.
Good leg kick by Cockenschtuff there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cockenschtuff scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cockenschtuff lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Colbert closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Colbert on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice hook to Colbert's body. Colbert takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cockenschtuff takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Colbert tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Good shot there by Cockenschtuff.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cockenschtuff. That's going to slow Colbert down.
Cockenschtuff misses with the combination.

Cockenschtuff closes the distance and pushes Colbert back into the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Colbert.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cockenschtuff managing to block the knees to the body from Colbert.
Colbert lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cockenschtuff backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A right handed body shot lands from Cockenschtuff.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lester Cockenschtuff's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cockenschtuff lands a front kick.
Cockenschtuff punishes Colbert's body with a nice straight punch.
Good leg kick by Cockenschtuff there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Colbert uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cockenschtuff.

Cockenschtuff lands a big right hand that sends Colbert crashing to the mat! Cockenschtuff stays standing though and waves Colbert back to his feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A chopping leg kick lands by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff scores with a hook to the body. Colbert takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cockenschtuff is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Colbert can do to turn this around?
Cockenschtuff buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cockenschtuff lands a brutal head kick. Colbert looks out on his feet and Cockenschtuff throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Lester Cockenschtuff!
Lester Cockenschtuff retains his heavyweight title!
Lester Cockenschtuff thanked the fans post fight for their support.