PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bach Js (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Dirty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Js
vs
Dirty

183 cm
25
270 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

193 cm
27
256 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bach Js!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Dirty!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Dirty throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dirty misses with a few strikes there.
Js tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dirty was well out of range. Poor timing from Js.
Js tries to move into range but Dirty moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dirty throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dirty misses with a body shot.
Js changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dirty connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Js scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dirty doesn't seem bothered though.
Js shoots in looking for a takedown. Dirty tries to sprawl out of it but Js keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dirty manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Js looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Js throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dirty gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Js lands with a straight right. Dirty didn't see that one coming.
Dirty takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Js.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bach Js. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Js with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dirty showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Js.
Js dives in and grabs Dirty's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dirty pushes down on Js's head and hops out.
Joe Dirty is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Js misses with a looping right.
Js is looking to wear down Dirty with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Js lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Dirty throws an off balance right hand

and Js decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Dirty's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Js throws a big right hand that misses.
Dirty is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Js looking to pass the guard.
Js working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Js in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dirty not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Js preventing the sweep.
Js stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dirty swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Js landing some decent shots from guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Js postures up and lands a big shot to Dirty's brow.
Js stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dirty swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Js is looking to work some ground and pound but Dirty has wrist control.
Js trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Js missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Js throwing strikes from guard but Dirty blocks nicely.
Dirty working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Js.
Js scoring with punches to the head and body.
Js throws a big right hand that misses.
Dirty avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Js loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Js postures up in Dirty's guard and throws a big left but Dirty blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirty preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Js drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Dirty manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Js has Dirty in his guard.
Js not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Js manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dirty manages to get himself to full guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dirty is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dirty really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Js. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Js lands a couple of elbows.
Js loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bach Js dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A telegraphed takedown attempt from Js is defended easily by Dirty.
Js slips under a jab from Dirty.
Js fails with a takedown attempt.
Dirty throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Js counter with a right hand.
Js shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bach Js. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Js shoots in and bounces Dirty off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Js throws an elbow that misses. Dirty uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Js's guard. Nice move by Dirty!
Js manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Dirty is trying desperately to improve position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirty takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

It looks like Joe Dirty has been cut.
Js scores with a couple of good head shots there.

That has opened up Joe Dirty's cut even more.
Js is landing with some decent strikes but Dirty is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

The cut above Joe Dirty's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joe Dirty's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bach Js!
Bach Js is the new heavyweight champion!
Post fight, Bach Js took to the microphone: 'I'm dedicating all those victories to the godfather of mma ! Royce!'.