PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Quimby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Coolio Paradise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coolio Paradise has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jeff Quimby's chin.

Quimby
vs
Paradise

225 cm
23
273 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
233 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Determined

Namunamu Clothing
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jeff Quimby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Coolio Paradise!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Paulsen Ambrosius and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Quimby. Beautiful body shot.
Paradise tries for a takedown but Quimby sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Paradise drops his hands momentarily and Quimby takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Quimby closes the distance and clinches.
Quimby lands a hook to the side of the head.
Quimby is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Paradise goes for a takedown in the clinch but Quimby prevents it.
Jeff Quimby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Coolio Paradise.
Paradise looking for a takedown.
Quimby putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Paradise in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Quimby lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A right hook to the body lands for Quimby.
Quimby gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Paradise.

Quimby breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Paradise should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Quimby lands a big head kick that sends Paradise tumbling to the mat! Quimby takes a step backwards and waves Paradise back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Paradise is rocked!

It looks like Coolio Paradise has been cut.

Quimby has Paradise up against the cage in a clinch.
Quimby is pushing Paradise up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Quimby's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Quimby tries to clinch up.
Paradise tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Quimby swivels and escapes.
Quimby tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Paradise manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Quimby fails in his attempt to clinch.
Paradise misses with a takedown attempt

and Quimby counters with a crisp one two that drops Paradise! Quimby thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Paradise to his feet! Paradise is in big trouble!
Paradise is still on wobbly legs! Can Quimby finish him?
Jeff Quimby seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Quimby clinches up with Paradise and pushes him back against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Paradise drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Quimby gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Quimby lands an elbow just above Paradise 's eye.

Quimby breaks from the clinch.
Paradise seems to have recovered his senses.
Paradise fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

Quimby moves into the clinch successfully.

Quimby breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quimby lands with a right that hurts Paradise. Paradise looks to clinch but Quimby throws a short knee that drops Paradise. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Jeff Quimby!
Jeff Quimby decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.