PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tjemu Van Dijk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tjemu Van Dijk could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hulk Hogan's chin.

Van Dijk
vs
Hogan

200 cm
27
300 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

225 cm
29
300 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tjemu Van Dijk!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Van Dijk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hogan moves away.
Van Dijk throws a head kick but Hogan moves out of range.
Van Dijk scores with a nice head shot.

It looks like Hulk Hogan has been cut.
Van Dijk throws a head kick that misses.
Van Dijk jabs at Hogan's body.
Tjemu Van Dijk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice inside leg kick there by Van Dijk. That's going to slow Hogan down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van Dijk looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

Van Dijk cracks Hogan with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Van Dijk has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Hogan to stand back up!
Van Dijk throws a sloppy head kick and Hogan moves out of range easily.
Van Dijk keeps Hogan at a distance using the push kick.
Hogan looks winded!
Nice body kick there by Van Dijk.
Van Dijk throws a body kick that misses.
Van Dijk misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Dijk thuds his shin into the meat of Hogan's side.
Van Dijk with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Van Dijk lands an uppercut, right on the button! Hogan tumbles backwards into the ropes, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tjemu Van Dijk!
Tjemu Van Dijk is the new super heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Tjemu Van Dijk, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.