PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Panzram (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bootyshanks The 3rd comes to the cage accompanied by Brother Ali - Uncle Sam God damn. The crowd seem to be enjoying Panzram's choice of entrance music: Thrash 'Till Death . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd
vs
Panzram

174 cm
22
185 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

183 cm
22
177 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Damnfield clothing
Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Carl Panzram!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Panzram throws a right hand that misses
and Bootyshanks The 3rd cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Panzram throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Bootyshanks The 3rd feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Bootyshanks The 3rd loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Panzram keeping moving, preventing Bootyshanks The 3rd from controlling successfully.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to free his leg and advance position but Panzram is retaining full guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Panzram utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bootyshanks The 3rd stopping the sweep attempt from Panzram.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Panzram has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to control from the top but Panzram keeps moving.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a couple of short punches.
Bootyshanks The 3rd being controlled here momentarily.
Panzram not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Carl Panzram was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Panzram just misses with a punch to the body.

Bootyshanks The 3rd instigates a clinch.
Panzram blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Panzram wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bootyshanks The 3rd has him pressed against the cage.

Panzram breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Panzram on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Panzram scores with a jab to the body.
Panzram uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Panzram darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Panzram tries to avoid it but Bootyshanks The 3rd manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Panzram to the ground. Panzram escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bootyshanks The 3rd slips under a jab.
Panzram misses with a low kick.
Panzram's corner calls for a 1-2. Panzram obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Panzram misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bootyshanks The 3rd.

Bootyshanks The 3rd gets a clinch.
Panzram tries to break free but Bootyshanks The 3rd pushes him back against the cage.
Panzram tries to pull guard but Bootyshanks The 3rd forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Panzram blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Panzram jumps guard.
Panzram trying to control the position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is pushing down on Panzram's leg trying to pass to half guard. Panzram is fighting to maintain full guard but Bootyshanks The 3rd has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Panzram is looking to escape.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to take a breather but Panzram is having none of it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Panzram wants to get back to full guard.

Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to work for a kimura but Panzram is defending well.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Panzram is trying to maintain the position but Bootyshanks The 3rd is very close to passing his half guard.
Panzram tries to roll over but Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps him under control.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Panzram has hold of Bootyshanks The 3rd's hands but Bootyshanks The 3rd slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Bootyshanks The 3rd passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Panzram!
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bootyshanks The 3rd working Panzram over with strikes here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

Panzram is rocked!
Panzram keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Panzram is still in real trouble! Can Bootyshanks The 3rd finish him?
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Panzram wants to control but Bootyshanks The 3rd is having none of it.
Panzram's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Panzram! Bootyshanks The 3rd sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Panzram and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Sex Panther Supplements for their support in the buildup to the fight.