PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Stand Up To be C**ted. Johnson is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Mission Impossible 2 (Hate Mix) By Limp bizkit. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

The One Armed Man
vs
Johnson

185 cm
26
240 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

198 cm
31
289 lbs
14 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kyle Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The One Armed Man stuffs the takedown attempt from Johnson. Johnson gets slowly back to his feet.
The One Armed Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
Johnson looks winded!
The One Armed Man lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Kyle Johnson has been cut.
Johnson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Good leg kick by The One Armed Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The One Armed Man lands a glancing blow to the side of Johnson's head.
A jab lands there for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man lands a jab to Johnson's midsection.
Johnson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The One Armed Man. The One Armed Man obviously looking to wear him down.
An inside leg kick lands from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man works Johnson's body with a nice hook.
Johnson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Johnson avoids the body shot from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The One Armed Man is looking to wear down Johnson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The One Armed Man feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Johnson sprawling to the canvas! Johnson rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can The One Armed Man finish him?!

Johnson is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Johnson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The One Armed Man can pounce on him.
Johnson is still on wobbly legs! Can The One Armed Man finish him?
Johnson is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. The One Armed Man doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Johnson crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Johnson's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe The One Armed Man!
Joe The One Armed Man decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.