PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jo El (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chubby Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). El's entrance music is Spazz by Teege X Nowly. A fine choice. Johnson is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Love Machine -by- The Miracles. Jo El is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

El
vs
Johnson

200 cm
27
300 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

200 cm
30
301 lbs
11 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jo El!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Chubby Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johnson throws a looping overhand right but El ducks down to avoid it.
El ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
El has a takedown stuffed.
El misses the shot to the body.
Johnson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent El stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Johnson misses with a looping left.
Johnson thows a left - swing and a miss!

El closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
El missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
El is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Johnson wants to improve his position but El is controlling well.
El is looking to take a break and control but Johnson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jo El has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Johnson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
El throws a leg kick but Johnson moved away.
Some wild striking there from El.
El ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
El is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
El throws a right hand that misses
enabling Johnson to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Jo El has been cut.
El is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Johnson.
Johnson tries to close the distance and clinch up but El swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Johnson doesn't manage to clinch there - El circles away.
El tries for a takedown but Johnson sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
El slips under a jab from Johnson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Johnson clinches with his opponent.
El prevents a body shot from Johnson.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Johnson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
El misses with a short punch on the inside.
Johnson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Johnson lands a right hand.
El has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Johnson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jo El. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Johnson struggles to land a body shot inside as El controls his hands.
Johnson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt El or not.
El is breathing heavily.
Johnson scores with a shot to the side of El's head.
Johnson misses with a body punch.
Johnson is working El over against the cage.
Johnson lands with a right to the head.
Johnson misses with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Johnson.

El is rocked!
Johnson unloads with a big right hand that wobbles El! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Johnson is unloading with more strikes now! El drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chubby Johnson!
A relieved looking Chubby Johnson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.