PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kiko Kaluma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerry Grapist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grapist has chosen Know Your Enemy by Rage Against the Machine as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Kaluma
vs
Grapist

190 cm
27
140 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

170 cm
26
129 lbs
0 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Pirates Powder

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kiko Kaluma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jerry Grapist!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Eliza Hachem and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaluma looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Grapist looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

Kaluma throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Grapist tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Kaluma is in Grapist's guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Kaluma's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Kaluma scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Kaluma passes Grapist's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Kaluma seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Nice strikes from Kaluma there.

Grapist is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kaluma landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Grapist is still in real trouble! Can Kaluma finish him?
Kaluma really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kaluma lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Kaluma working over Grapist with some ground and pound. Grapist looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Kaluma scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Grapist is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Kaluma scores with a couple of nice shots.
Kaluma lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Grapist! More strikes land and this one is all over! Kaluma jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kiko Kaluma!