PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Toney Lou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Djolekov Biceps (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lou comes to the cage accompanied by Tech N9ne - Caribou Lou. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Lou
vs
Biceps

200 cm
20
260 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

194 cm
26
250 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Toney Lou!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Djolekov Biceps!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Steven Brown and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lou with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Biceps throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lou counters with a nice leg kick.
Djolekov Biceps seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biceps stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Biceps wants it to stay on the feet.
Lou lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Good work by Lou as he checks the leg kick.
Biceps fails to land with a series of punches.
Biceps tries a head kick but it misses.
Biceps throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lou lands a jab to the nose.
Biceps shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biceps misses with a low kick as Lou jumps back.

Biceps gets caught napping as Lou dives in and scores a takedown. Biceps manages to retain guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lou content to stall in guard here.
Lou is fighting to break Biceps's control of his arms but Biceps is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Lou scores with a jab to the body.
Biceps throws a right hand that Lou ducks under and follows up with a left that Lou also avoids with ease.
Lou fails with a takedown attempt.
Lou misses the shot to the body.
Lou fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Biceps.
Lou tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biceps was well out of range. Poor timing from Lou.
Biceps throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lou.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lou looks to land a combination but Biceps avoids it well.
Lou waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Biceps.
Biceps throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lou counters with a nice uppercut.
Lou throws a good cross that connects.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Lou shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Lou stops Biceps from getting back to his feet.

Lou decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biceps looks to land a combination but Lou avoids it well.
Lou lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Djolekov Biceps has been cut.
Biceps takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Biceps stalks Lou and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Lou's face. Lou staggers backwards, shaken.
That kick from Lou tenderised Biceps's leg. Biceps is trying to keep his angry face on.
Biceps throws a sloppy head kick
and Lou counters with an inside leg kick.
Biceps throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lou uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biceps tries to clinch up.
Lou swats away the attempt to clinch by Biceps.
Biceps throws a one two combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lou scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Lou throws a quick inside leg kick.
A lazy left from Lou finds it's target.
Lou connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Biceps walks forward, straight into a front kick from Lou.
Biceps looks winded!
Lou throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Biceps throws a leg kick but Lou moved away.
Lou throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Biceps.
Biceps will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Lou shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Biceps manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Biceps can do anything to dispel that myth.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lou stops Biceps from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toney Lou dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Djolekov Biceps's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Biceps throws the left hand but Lou avoids the punch easily.
Biceps moves out of range of the body kick.
Lou throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Biceps's head.
Biceps fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lou moves out of range of the body kick.
Biceps looks to land a combination but Lou avoids it well.
Toney Lou is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Biceps closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Biceps misses with a double jab.
Biceps misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lou fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Biceps throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lou misses with a wild body shot.
Biceps rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lou moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lou is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops Biceps like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving Biceps from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Toney Lou!
As Toney Lou got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I'm here, I know you've all been waiting, and now you see who I really am! Let's go get drunk motherfu*****, Caribou Lou on me tonight, play that Tech N9ne baby weeoo!'.