PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dante Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kane
vs
Turd

177 cm
21
192 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

194 cm
22
185 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dante Kane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Turd!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Jeff Smith and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kane scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Turd moves into the clinch.
Turd tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Turd is stalling here.
Turd looking to throw knees to the head but Kane is blocking nicely.
Turd lands a knee to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Kane's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Turd has Kane pressed against the cage.
Turd misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kane.
Turd with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Turd landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd connects with a knee to the head.
Kane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kane working hard to break the clinch.
Turd landing knees to the head.
Kane wants to get back to striking at distance but Turd won't allow it.
Kane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Turd stalls.
Kane tries for a takedown. No joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kane is trying to force a seperation but Turd has the dominant position.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Turd is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Turd trying to land knees to the body.
Turd landing knees to the head.
Turd tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Turd utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A bit of stalling here from Turd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Turd content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Frank Turd.

Turd rushes Kane and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Turd crunches a lovely knee into Kane's ribcage.
Turd landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kane is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd avoiding damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Turd is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kane wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Turd has him pressed against the cage.
Turd misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kane.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Turd dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Turd throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kane.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Kane crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Turd - the referee stops the clock and Kane gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Turd. Kane manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Kane on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Turd dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kane. That did some damage!
Turd throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kane takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Kane jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kane avoids the head kick by Turd.
Turd chopping away at his opponent's legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd connects with a high kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Turd avoids a punch combination nicely.
Turd lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Turd looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kane throws a looping overhand right but Turd ducks down to avoid it.
Turd looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Turd throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a sloppy head kick and Kane moves out of range easily.
A head kick by Turd misses
and Kane counters with a three punch combo that has Turd backing up. Turd nods at Kane to acknowledge the strikes.

Turd clinches up against the cage.
Kane letting Turd take a breather here.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Turd has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kane letting Turd take a breather here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kane has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Turd tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd connects with a knee to the head.
Turd leaning his opponent against the cage.
Turd with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Turd missing with knees to the body.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Turd using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kane has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Turd connects with a knee to the head.
Turd stalling the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd misses with a knee to the head.
Turd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Turd tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Turd effectively controlling the action here.
Turd with a knee to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Turd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Turd holding his opponent close, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

A head kick misses from Turd.
Dante Kane is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turd scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Turd attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Turd connects with an inside leg kick.
Frank Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kane swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kane throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Turd.
Turd lands with a nice body kick.
Turd moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Turd finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Turd.
Kane will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.

Turd gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Kane managing to block the knees to the body from Turd.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Turd with a knee to the head.
Turd controlling the action here for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a knee to the head but misses.
Kane managing to block the knees to the body from Turd.
Turd looking to throw knees to the head but Kane is blocking nicely.
Turd landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A knee to the head by Turd.
Turd tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A knee to the head by Turd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd misses with a knee strike.
Turd is pushing Kane up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Dante Kane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Turd tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Kane is looking to break free of the clinch but Turd has double underhooks.
Turd tries a knee to the head but Kane blocks it.
Kane is looking to break free of the clinch but Turd has double underhooks.
Kane wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Turd has him pressed against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd just leaning against Kane, taking a breather.
Kane is trying to break free.
Turd with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kane can't break the clinch.
Turd tries a knee to the head but Kane blocks it.
Turd tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Turd is struggling to control the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turd using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kane has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Frank Turd is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Kane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

And that's the end of the fight!
Frank Turd comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Turd has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Frank Turd!
Post fight, Frank Turd took to the microphone: 'Frank Turd grabs the microphone and screams "HEY YALL I JUST TURDED ALL OVER HIS FACE!" He drops the microphone as the crowd goes wild.'.