PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Orlov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Norris's entrance music is Kryptonite. A fine choice. Orlov has chosen Daft Punk - "Get Lucky" as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Norris
vs
Orlov

182 cm
23
155 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

180 cm
22
155 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chuck Norris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Alexander Orlov!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orlov scores with a head kick.
Orlov throws a nice outside leg kick.
Norris takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A shot to the liver by Orlov. Beautiful body shot.
Norris uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Orlov.
Orlov misses the shot to the body.
Orlov on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Norris misses with a hook. Orlov ducked under it nicely.
Orlov uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A good leg kick by Norris.
Orlov takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Orlov bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Norris's head backwards.
Norris throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Orlov.
Norris lands with a good body shot.
Norris just misses with a punch to the body.
Orlov fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Norris has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Norris throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Norris looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Chuck Norris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Orlov jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Orlov lands with a kick to the temple. Norris shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A nice inside leg kick there by Norris. That's going to slow Orlov down.
Orlov walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Norris checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A nice inside leg kick there by Orlov. That's going to slow Norris down.
The crowd cheers as Orlov lands an impressive looking overhand right. Norris doesn't seem phased though.
Orlov throws a body punch but Norris moves out of range.
A low kick from Norris is predictable there
and Orlov counters with a nice uppercut.
Orlov keeps the fight on the outside.
A head kick misses from Norris.
Norris misses with a leg kick
and Orlov counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Orlov thuds his right hand into Norris's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Orlov throws out a leg kick but Norris moves out of range and Orlov only half commits.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris fails in his attempt to clinch.
A jab from Norris does it's job there.
Orlov throws a leg kick
and Norris counters with a stiff right hand.
Orlov thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Norris if he has to take too many more of those.
Norris misses with a head kick.
Orlov misses with a low kick as Norris jumps back.
Some wild striking there from Orlov.
Norris throws a jab when Orlov was well out of range.
Orlov throws a wild body kick that Norris sees coming a mile off.
Orlov scores with a nice strike.
Norris misses with a leg kick
and Orlov counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Norris uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Orlov.
Orlov looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Orlov tries to work over Norris's front leg with a kick but Norris checks it.
Norris chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Orlov can pounce on him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris falls off balance throwing a combination
and Orlov makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Norris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Orlov scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Norris misses with an uppercut
and Orlov counters with a body kick.
Orlov scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Norris doesn't seem bothered though.
Norris throws a looping overhand right but Orlov ducks down to avoid it.
Jab by Orlov.

Norris is rocked!
Norris defending well as Orlov loads up on a big left hand.
Oh Norris is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Orlov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Norris ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Orlov looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Orlov backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Norris's temple! It sends Norris violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Orlov celebrates and the doctors try to help Norris!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Alexander Orlov!
A victorious Alexander Orlov thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.