PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Squirtle Blastoise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tee Bone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blastoise comes to the cage accompanied by The Rolling Stones: Sympathy For The Devil. Bone has chosen Somebody's gonna get it as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Blastoise
vs
Bone

192 cm
31
200 lbs
10 - 5 - 2

180 cm
36
195 lbs
28 - 27 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Squirtle Blastoise!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tee Bone!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Matheus Silva and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blastoise tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bone sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Blastoise somewhat.
Blastoise tries to land a front kick but Bone steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bone checks a leg kick.
Blastoise shoots for a double leg takedown but Bone sprawls well. He's pushed Blastoise's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bone throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Blastoise's head.
Blastoise swats away the attempt to clinch by Bone.
Blastoise throws a nice inside leg kick.
Blastoise with a lazy takedown attempt

and Bone counters with a nice double leg into side control. Blastoise won't be happy with that.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Squirtle Blastoise. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blastoise manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Bone is pressing down on Blastoise's thigh, looking to free his foot. Blastoise is holding on for now.

Blastoise is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bone pulls his head out easily.

Bone looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blastoise wants to get back to full guard.
Bone is pressing down on Blastoise's thigh, looking to free his foot. Blastoise is holding on for now.

Bone is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Blastoise doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bone.

Bone moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Blastoise.

Bone tries for a kimura but Blastoise is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blastoise is looking for a sweep.
Blastoise is working hard here to advance position.
Bone trying to control the position but Blastoise is working away.

Bone has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Blastoise is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Bone yanks on the arm and Blastoise is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Bone.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Tee Bone!
Tee Bone took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, FNF Energy & Stamina - Sale! for their support in the buildup to the fight.