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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Forest Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie has chosen r this town i 101 as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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275 lbs
30 - 14 - 0 |
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195 cm
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280 lbs
35 - 16 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Forest Gump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
35 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie fakes the leg kick and cracks Gump in the body.
Gump connects with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Gracie.
Gump throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gump pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gracie slips under a jab from Gump.
Nice straight punches there by Gump. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Gump.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gracie.
Gracie misses with a wild combination.
Gracie takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gump throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gracie sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Asshole Gracie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gracie explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Gracie shoots in but no luck this time.
Gump jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Gracie has managed to clinch.
Gracie works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Gump prevents a body shot from Gracie.
Gracie working Gump over with knees to the body.
Gump working aggressively here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Gump is breathing heavily.
Gracie misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gump swings wildly with an uppercut but Gracie uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gracie doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gump swings wildly with an uppercut but Gracie uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gump is looking to break free of the clinch but Gracie has double underhooks.
A short body shot lands from Gracie as the two fighters clinch.
Gracie pushes Gump back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gump misses with a body punch.
Gracie misses with a punch to the body.
Gracie misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gracie misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Gracie fails to land.
Gracie lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Gump or not.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gracie taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie is working Gump over against the cage.
Gracie lands with a light punch inside.
Gump tries to break free but Gracie pushes him back against the cage.
Gracie is leaning against Gump and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Gracie lands with a short shot to the head.
Gracie lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Gracie cracks Gump with a nice body shot.
Still in the clinch, Gracie scores with a nice short uppercut.
Gracie struggles to land a body shot inside as Gump controls his hands.
Gracie digs a right hand underneath Gump's ribcage. Gump let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A nice left hand lands by Gracie.
Gracie lands a left hand.
Gump is rocked!
Gracie works on Gump's body with a couple of short punches.
Oh Gump is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gracie creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Gump with a big uppercut! Gump tries to clinch up but Gracie pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Gump to the mat! Gump covers up and Gracie unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Asshole Gracie!
A very excited looking Asshole Gracie rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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