PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Brooklyn Brawler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hank McCoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brawler kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Where Brooklyn At?!?!. McCoy has chosen Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip- Get Better as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Brawler
vs
McCoy

210 cm
27
276 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

175 cm
21
289 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

New World Order Clothing
Damnfield clothing

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Brooklyn Brawler!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hank McCoy!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brawler scores with a hook.
Brawler fails to land with a series of punches.
Brawler lands with an uppercut that bounces McCoy off the ropes and back into range.
Brawler misses with a wild combination.

McCoy gets a clinch.
McCoy lands an elbow that stopped Brawler in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Brooklyn Brawler has been cut.
McCoy lands a body punch.
Brawler is trying to force a seperation but McCoy has the dominant position.
McCoy keeps control of Brawler as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Brawler tries to break the clinch but McCoy is controlling the position.
McCoy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brawler is looking to control McCoy's arms but McCoy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Brawler has his back to the ropes.
Brawler is trying to break the clinch but McCoy has him pressed against the ropes.
Brawler is trying to force a seperation but McCoy has the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCoy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Brawler's efforts to push away.
Brawler working hard to break the clinch.
McCoy working Brawler over with knees to the body.
McCoy working Brawler over with knees to the body.
McCoy lands an elbow inside.

Brawler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

McCoy rushes Brawler and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Brawler is looking to break free of the clinch but McCoy has double underhooks.
Brawler takes an elbow to the temple.

Brooklyn Brawler's cut is getting worse.
McCoy looking to throw knees to the head but Brawler is blocking nicely.
McCoy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Brawler is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McCoy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Jeez, Brooklyn Brawler's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Brooklyn Brawler's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Hank McCoy!
Hank McCoy is the new heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Hank McCoy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.