PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Milashka Sue (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milashka Sue is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein
vs
Sue

177 cm
19
300 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Milashka Sue!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sue gets caught flat footed, as Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sue is keeping the position for now.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein wants to control from the top but Sue keeps moving.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein wants to control from the top but Sue keeps moving.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein won't allow Sue to get back to his feet.
Sue being controlled here, momentarily.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein wasn't doing enough on the ground.

Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sue tries to get to full guard but Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein has control of the leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein working Sue over with strikes.
Still in half guard, Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein seems content to control.

Sue looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Sue works his way to full guard. Good work.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Sue keeping moving, preventing Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein looking to pass the guard.

Sue escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein is in close to Sue's body, working some short punches and elbows.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Sue trying to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein controls from within his opponent's guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein just wasn't active enough.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Sue enables Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Sue manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein advances position into side control!
Sue is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Sue looks winded!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein is looking to take a break and control but Sue is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein controlling the position from side mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Sue has taken the fight to the clinch.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein prevents the takedown attempt.
Sue wants to break the clinch but can't.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Sue fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Sue did well to prevent Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein getting side control.
Sue pushes Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein off looking to stand but Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein dives back in and keeps control.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein is thwarting Sue's attempts to control the position.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Sue keeps working.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein slows the pace down in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sue gets back to full guard.
Sue keeping moving, preventing Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein from controlling successfully.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Sue shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein but Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Sue is breathing heavily.
Sue gets back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein is controlling the pace.

Sue looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein controlling the action here.
Sue is trying to stand up here but Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein is controlling him well.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Sue with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ground and pound from Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein is keen to just control but Sue is a slippery customer.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Sue hang on?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein with shots to the head and body - Sue looks very uncomfortable down there.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sue can do to turn this around?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein working away from the top, dropping strikes.

It looks like Milashka Sue has been cut.
Sue is squirming around, avoiding Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein's attempts to control the action.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein looking to control and managing it successfully.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein controlling from mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein with the ground and pound from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Milashka Sue's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein dives in and scores a takedown into Sue's guard.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein preventing the sweep.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein is stalling in the full guard.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein stopping the sweep attempt from Sue.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein trying to control but Sue is working from the bottom.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein.

Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein feints and as Sue raises his hands in defense, Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Sue takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein tries to free his leg and advance position but Sue is retaining full guard.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Sue keeping moving, preventing Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein from controlling successfully.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein sitting in guard, not really doing much.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein just wasn't active enough.

Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Sue manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sue looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sue on the ground.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein content to stall in guard here.
Sue keeping moving, preventing Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein from controlling successfully.
Sue being controlled here, momentarily.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein wants to control from the top but Sue keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein.

Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein drives through with a takedown into Sue's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Sue swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Sue is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Sue looking for a guillotine here but Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein defends easily.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein cracks Sue with a solid left hand.
Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein controls from within his opponent's guard.
Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hendrikpieterpaulushendrikus Van Grotewolfenstein Van Amarongen Van Lippenstein!