PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Mustafa Guseinov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kickboxing Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Guseinov
vs
Jobber

225 cm
25
178 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

181 cm
24
178 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mustafa Guseinov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kickboxing Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guseinov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jobber was well out of range. Poor timing from Guseinov.
Guseinov's corner calls for a 1-2. Guseinov obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Guseinov feints and then cracks Jobber's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jobber down.
Jobber tries a head kick but it misses.
Guseinov avoids a punch combination nicely.
Guseinov really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jobber rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Guseinov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kickboxing Jobber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guseinov scores with a kick to the body.
Jobber throws a right and a left that both miss.
Guseinov misses with a two punch combination.
Jobber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jobber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jobber misses with a wild combination.
Guseinov connects with a right hand. Jobber shakes it off.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses.
Jobber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jobber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Guseinov scores with a jab to the body.
Guseinov lands a head shot.
A combination from Jobber does no damage.
Guseinov is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Guseinov closes the distance and lands a one-two.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Jobber misses.
Guseinov fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jobber on the side of the head.
Jobber lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guseinov circles away quickly and effectively.
Jobber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Guseinov throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Jobber misses with a two punch combination.
Jobber looks winded!
Jobber takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Guseinov lands a head kick. Jobber smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jobber throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jobber misses with the combination.
Guseinov lands a lovely overhand right.
Jobber tries a head kick but it misses.
Guseinov avoids the head kick by Jobber.
Guseinov bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Guseinov stuns Jobber with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Guseinov lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Kickboxing Jobber has been cut.
Jobber gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nice shot by Guseinov.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Jobber. Those never looked like landing.
Jobber throws a head kick but Guseinov moves out of range.
Jobber throws a head kick but Guseinov moves out of range.
A solid body kick from Guseinov.
Guseinov throws a body punch but Jobber moves out of range.
Guseinov digs a good body shot into Jobber's ribs.
Guseinov's corner calls for a 1-2. Guseinov obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jobber on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Guseinov blocks a head kick by Jobber.
A head kick by Jobber misses
and Guseinov makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Guseinov turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Guseinov is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Both fighters circling a little - Guseinov finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Guseinov scores with a nice head shot.
Guseinov lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Jobber moves forwards but Guseinov connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jobber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Guseinov lands a head kick. Jobber smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Guseinov scores with a hook to the body. Jobber takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jobber gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mustafa Guseinov dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kickboxing Jobber's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Jobber throws a head kick but Guseinov moves out of range.
Guseinov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jobber.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses.
Jobber tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Jobber. Those never looked like landing.
Jobber throws a series of punches but Guseinov avoids them all with ease.
Guseinov moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Guseinov misses with a wild body shot.
Guseinov throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jobber takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jobber throws a head kick but Guseinov moves out of range.
Jobber throws a sloppy head kick and Guseinov moves out of range easily.
Jobber doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Kickboxing Jobber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Guseinov throws a head kick that misses.
Jobber rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Guseinov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses
and Guseinov counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice jab there from Guseinov.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A slapping body kick lands there for Guseinov.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Jobber 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jobber is breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Guseinov.
Jobber takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Guseinov with a jab.
Guseinov moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Guseinov feints a jab promting Jobber to slip. Guseinov then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Jobber slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

Jobber is rocked!
Guseinov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jobber is still on wobbly legs! Can Guseinov finish him?
Jobber misses with a head kick.
Jobber seems to have recovered his senses.
A jab from Guseinov does it's job there.
A head kick misses from Jobber.
Guseinov connects with a single shot there.
Guseinov thows a body kick. Jobber tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Mustafa Guseinov is winning the standup battle so far.
Guseinov scores with a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guseinov blocks a head kick by Jobber.
Guseinov swinging wildly here.
Guseinov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jobber moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guseinov scores with a jab.
Jobber misses with a series of wild punches.
A head kick by Jobber misses
and Guseinov counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Guseinov scores with the left hand. Jobber knows he should have avoided that one.
A punch combination from Jobber misses.
Jobber takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Guseinov lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jobber misses with a few strikes there.
Jobber has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses.
Good shot there by Guseinov.
Jobber's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Guseinov connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jobber scrambles back to his feet.
An inside leg kick lands from Guseinov.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sloppy strikes from Jobber. Those never looked like landing.
Guseinov lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Guseinov connects with a high kick.
Guseinov misses with a head kick.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mustafa Guseinov dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kickboxing Jobber's cut.
That's time! Guseinov's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Guseinov scores with a jab.
Guseinov is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jobber can do to turn this around?
Guseinov explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jobber misses with a double jab.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses.
Guseinov throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jobber on the side of the head.
Jobber on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jobber has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Guseinov.
A head kick misses from Jobber.
Jobber misses with a head kick.
Guseinov throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick misses from Guseinov.
Guseinov throws a head kick that misses.
Jobber throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jobber misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jobber looks to land a combination but Guseinov avoids it well.
Guseinov misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Guseinov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guseinov throws a head kick that misses.
Jobber takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Guseinov misses with a wild body shot.
Guseinov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Jobber.
Jobber throws a sloppy head kick
and Guseinov counters with a head kick. That will keep Jobber thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Guseinov lands an overhand right.
Guseinov lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jobber backs up against the ropes.
Jobber misses with a head kick.
Jobber blocks a head kick by Guseinov.
Jobber tries to bum rush Guseinov with a series of wild strikes but Guseinov uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Guseinov jabs at Jobber's body.
Guseinov connects with a crisp jab.
Guseinov scores with a nice head shot.
Guseinov misses with a head kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Guseinov. That snapped Jobber's head back.
Jobber throws a left and a right that both miss
and Guseinov counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jobber is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jobber throws a sloppy head kick and Guseinov moves out of range easily.
Jobber looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jobber throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guseinov's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jobber under the eye.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guseinov throws a head kick but Jobber moves out of range.
Nice shot lands for Guseinov.
Jobber tries a head kick but it misses.
Guseinov lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Good exchange - Guseinov coming out on top.
Guseinov lands a lovely overhand right.
Guseinov lands a body shot.
Jobber tries a head kick but it misses.
Guseinov scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jobber doesn't seem bothered though.
Guseinov clobbers Jobber with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Guseinov misses with a body shot.
Guseinov throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jobber stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jobber lands a head kick!
Guseinov digs a good body shot into Jobber's ribs.
Jobber misses with a few strikes there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mustafa Guseinov clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Kickboxing Jobber's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Guseinov lands with a kick to the temple. Jobber shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jobber throws a series of punches but Guseinov avoids them all with ease.
Guseinov connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Guseinov cracks Jobber with a good jab.
Jobber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jobber rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Guseinov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jobber avoids the head kick by Guseinov.
Jobber throws a head kick but Guseinov moves out of range.
Guseinov thumps Jobber with a low kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Guseinov as he connects with a hook.
Jobber throws a series of punches but Guseinov moves out of range.
Jobber throws a combination that misses
and Guseinov counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Guseinov ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jobber misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jobber is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Guseinov connects with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Guseinov. Jobber does a little dance to reset his feet.
Guseinov fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Guseinov works the jab nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guseinov throws a shot to the body.
Guseinov lands a nice looking body shot.
Guseinov lands a nice hook to Jobber's body. Jobber takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jobber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Guseinov.
Jobber misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jobber takes one to the chin there.
Jobber throws a lazy head kick
and Guseinov counters with a head kick. That will keep Jobber thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Guseinov connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jobber momentarily.
Guseinov throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jobber.
Jobber throws a right hand that Guseinov ducks under and follows up with a left that Guseinov also avoids with ease.
Guseinov plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Guseinov lands with a right hand.
Guseinov scores with a hook to the body. Jobber takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jobber closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guseinov tries a head kick but it misses.
Guseinov listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber throws a nice looking combination but Guseinov bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Guseinov lands a high kick!
Jobber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guseinov connects with the punch.
Jobber throws a series of punches but Guseinov moves out of range.
Guseinov lands a high kick!
Guseinov throws a jab when Jobber was well out of range.
Jobber throws a sloppy head kick and Guseinov moves out of range easily.
Guseinov lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jobber circles away quickly and effectively.
Guseinov buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jobber swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses.
Guseinov works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guseinov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jobber fails to land with a series of punches.
Guseinov throws a sloppy head kick and Jobber moves out of range easily.
Jobber takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mustafa Guseinov had his way with Kickboxing Jobber in that round.
The cut man is working on Kickboxing Jobber's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Jobber throws a head kick that misses.
Kickboxing Jobber has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jobber throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Guseinov counter with a right hand.
Guseinov looks to score with a jab to the body but Jobber is just out of range.
Jobber on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jobber takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jobber falls off balance throwing a combination
and Guseinov makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Jobber really felt that one!
Guseinov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guseinov lands with a good body shot.
Guseinov throws a head kick that misses.
No joy there for Jobber, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Guseinov lands an overhand right.

Jobber lands a head kick that bluckles Guseinov and drops him to the canvas. He's still conscious but it looks like it's going to take him the full 10 seconds to get back his senses! He's up on 9 and seems to be just about OK to continue.... the referee agrees and we're back to the action with Jobber no doubt looking to push for a finish!

It looks like Mustafa Guseinov has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guseinov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jobber.
Jab from Guseinov.
Guseinov thuds his shin into the meat of Jobber's side.
Jobber misses with a head kick.
Jobber is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guseinov slips a jab and a cross from Jobber.
Guseinov cracks Jobber with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Guseinov blocks a head kick by Jobber.
A head kick by Jobber misses
and Guseinov counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jobber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Guseinov plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Guseinov connects with a body shot.
Jobber swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Guseinov bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Guseinov lands a nice shot to the body.
Jobber avoids the head kick by Guseinov.
Jobber fails to land with a series of punches.
Guseinov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jobber.
Jobber takes one on the button.
Guseinov scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Jobber's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Jobber duly obliges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guseinov blocks a head kick by Jobber.
Guseinov throws a sloppy head kick and Jobber moves out of range easily.
Guseinov lands with a good body shot.
Jobber tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Guseinov.
Guseinov lands a head kick. Jobber smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jobber misses with a wild combination.
Guseinov fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jobber takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Jobber throws a right and a left that Guseinov avoids nicely.
Jobber looks to land a combination but Guseinov avoids it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jobber takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jobber has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Jobber on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Mustafa Guseinov is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jobber throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Kickboxing Jobber.
Well Guseinov has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 48:46
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 48:46
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 48:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mustafa Guseinov!
A relieved looking Mustafa Guseinov thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.