PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Debby Snack Cakes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Knox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Knox is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Exploited- Beat The Bastards. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Snack Cakes
vs
Knox

172 cm
24
155 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

188 cm
23
162 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)
Violent By Design

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Debby Snack Cakes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Knox!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Jonathan Paton and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snack Cakes misses with a jab, cross combination.
Snack Cakes blocks a jab.
Snack Cakes misses with a wild combination.
Knox throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Snack Cakes's head.
Knox uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Some wild striking there from Knox.
Knox thuds a left hand into Snack Cakes's body.
Snack Cakes throws a looping overhand right but Knox ducks down to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Knox misses the target.
Knox tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Snack Cakes was well out of range. Poor timing from Knox.
Knox connects with a nice looking jab.
Snack Cakes throws a right hand that Knox ducks under and follows up with a left that Knox also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snack Cakes misses with a body shot.
Snack Cakes swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Knox pushes Snack Cakes away with a front kick.
Johnny Knox seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Knox cracks Snack Cakes with an open hand slap.
Snack Cakes lands with an uppercut that bounces Knox off the cage and back into range.
Knox lands a nice shot that snaps Snack Cakes's head back.
Knox rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Snack Cakes counters with a left to the body.
Snack Cakes misses with a straight left.
Snack Cakes takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Knox scoring well with a low kick there.
Knox is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A nice inside leg kick there by Knox. That's going to slow Snack Cakes down.
Knox has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snack Cakes is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Knox cracks the inside of Snack Cakes's front leg.
Knox dodges the punch combination from Snack Cakes.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Knox.
Knox throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
No joy there for Snack Cakes, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Knox throws a nice looking combination but Snack Cakes bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Knox chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd cheers as Knox lands an impressive looking overhand right. Snack Cakes doesn't seem phased though.
Knox throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knox throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Snack Cakes ducks under a wild hook from Knox.
Knox misses with a straight left.
An inside leg kick lands from Knox.
Knox misses with a head kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Snack Cakes. That snapped Knox's head back.
Knox throws a big shot that misses.
Knox misses with a double jab.
Knox throws a big shot that misses.
Knox misses with a straight left.
Snack Cakes cracks Knox with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knox scores with a nice right hand.
Knox swings widly with a right hand
and Snack Cakes cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Knox looks to land a left hand but Snack Cakes moved out of range nicely.
Snack Cakes throws a jab when Knox was well out of range.
Snack Cakes blocks a jab.
Knox slips under a jab from Snack Cakes.
Snack Cakes takes a kick to the side of the head.
Snack Cakes lands with a nice body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Knox throws a lazy right hand but Snack Cakes sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Knox takes a swing at Snack Cakes's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Knox dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Knox keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Knox is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Snack Cakes steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Knox.
Knox takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Debby Snack Cakes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Knox misses with a hook.
Snack Cakes takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nice shot by Snack Cakes.

Knox is rocked!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Knox.
Knox is still on wobbly legs! Can Snack Cakes finish him?
Snack Cakes scores with a hook to the body. Knox takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the liver by Snack Cakes. Beautiful body shot.
Knox tries to get into range but Snack Cakes steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Knox! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Snack Cakes scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Debby Snack Cakes!
Debby Snack Cakes thanked the fans post fight for their support.