PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Abrams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lobsta Mang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abrams's entrance music is Kreator - Violent Revolution . A fine choice. Mang comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lobsta kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Abrams
vs
Mang

188 cm
31
273 lbs
21 - 14 - 0

180 cm
28
270 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, James Abrams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lobsta Mang!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mang with a nice cross.
Abrams doesn't manage to clinch there - Mang circles away.
Abrams on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Abrams gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Abrams misses with an uppercut.
Mang pushes Abrams away with a front kick.
Abrams steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mang.
Mang shoots in but Abrams avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Mang bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Abrams tries to bench press Mang off him but Mang keeps the position.
Mang throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Mang moves into full mount!
Abrams wants to hold on but Mang pushes him away.
Mang can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Abrams is looking to escape.
Abrams tries to lock up and control but Mang gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooh a big shot lands for Mang! Abrams is out! The ref dives in to save him from more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Lobsta Mang!
A relieved looking Lobsta Mang thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.