PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Red Label (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ha Satan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Label kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Godsmak, I stand alone. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Label
vs
Satan

184 cm
24
189 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
184 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Red Label!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ha Satan!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A lazy left from Satan finds it's target.
A swing and a miss from Satan.
Label shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Satan but Satan pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Satan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Label paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Satan moves forwards but Label connects with a nice, crisp jab.

It looks like Ha Satan has been cut.
Satan plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

Label closes the distance and clinches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Satan breaks the clinch.
A big right from Label misses.

Satan drives through and clinches with Label against the cage.
Knees to the body from Satan.

Satan breaks the clinch.
Satan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Satan lands a jab to Label's midsection.
Label is breathing heavily.

Label pushes Satan up against the cage in a clinch.
A knee to the head by Satan.

It looks like Red Label has been cut.

Satan breaks from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan tries to score a power double leg takedown but Label sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Satan somewhat.
Satan lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Label takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Satan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Satan lands a big right hand that sends Label crashing to the mat! Satan stays standing though and waves Label back to his feet!

Label is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Satan drops Label with a huge uppercut! Label drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Satan is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ha Satan!
A relieved looking Ha Satan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.