PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zirry Swan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Renato Crashing Mashin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Swan comes to the cage accompanied by Blame it on my ADD. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Swan
vs
Crashing Mashin

190 cm
37
238 lbs
37 - 19 - 0

196 cm
34
257 lbs
17 - 13 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zirry Swan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Renato Crashing Mashin!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crashing Mashin fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Crashing Mashin shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Swan defends it nicely.
Crashing Mashin shoots in and drives through. Swan sprawls well.
Zirry Swan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Renato Crashing Mashin.
Crashing Mashin shoots in but Swan avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown but Swan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Crashing Mashin.
Crashing Mashin fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Swan stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Swan wants it to stay on the feet.
Renato Crashing Mashin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Crashing Mashin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown but Swan shows good takedown defense.
Horrible takedown by Crashing Mashin or perhaps it was just good defense by Swan which made him look bad.
Crashing Mashin tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Swan swivels and escapes.
Crashing Mashin looks winded!
Crashing Mashin fails with the takedown

and Swan counters with a nice right hand that sends Crashing Mashin toppling to the canvas! Crashing Mashin scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Swan finish him?!

It looks like Renato Crashing Mashin has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crashing Mashin fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Crashing Mashin shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Swan pinned against the cage. Swan gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Crashing Mashin shoots in looking for a takedown. Swan tries to sprawl out of it but Crashing Mashin keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Swan manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Crashing Mashin shoots in but Swan avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Swan pinned against the cage. Swan gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown but Swan shows good takedown defense.
Crashing Mashin fails with a takedown attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Crashing Mashin is defended easily by Swan.
Crashing Mashin closes the distance and clinches up with Swan, looking for a takedown. Crashing Mashin pushes Swan against the cage but Swan circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown but Swan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Horrible takedown by Crashing Mashin or perhaps it was just good defense by Swan which made him look bad.
Crashing Mashin looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Swan is fending him off so far but Crashing Mashin persists. Nope, Swan circles away and we're back to standing.
Swan stuffs the takedown attempt from Crashing Mashin. Crashing Mashin gets slowly back to his feet.
Crashing Mashin shoots in looking for a takedown. Swan tries to sprawl out of it but Crashing Mashin keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Swan manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Swan stuffs the takedown attempt from Crashing Mashin. Crashing Mashin gets slowly back to his feet.
Crashing Mashin fails with the takedown.
Crashing Mashin shoots in and drives through. Swan sprawls well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Horrible takedown by Crashing Mashin or perhaps it was just good defense by Swan which made him look bad.
Crashing Mashin shoots in but Swan avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Crashing Mashin shoots in but no luck this time.
Crashing Mashin dives in and grabs Swan's left leg, looking for a takedown. Swan pushes down on Crashing Mashin's head and hops out.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crashing Mashin shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Swan pinned against the cage. Swan gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Crashing Mashin shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Swan defends it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zirry Swan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Renato Crashing Mashin's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Crashing Mashin tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Swan swivels and escapes.
Crashing Mashin fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown but Swan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Zirry Swan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Renato Crashing Mashin.

Crashing Mashin throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Swan tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Crashing Mashin is in Swan's guard.

Crashing Mashin drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Crashing Mashin jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Swan knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Crashing Mashin on the ground.
Crashing Mashin is looking to work some ground and pound but Swan has wrist control.
Swan managing to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin postures up in Swan's guard and throws a big left but Swan blocks it.
Crashing Mashin throwing strikes from guard but Swan blocks nicely.
Crashing Mashin throws a big elbow that misses.
Crashing Mashin throws a big right hand that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Crashing Mashin landing with the ground and pound.
Crashing Mashin throws a big elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin landing some decent shots from guard.
Swan pulls Crashing Mashin in close to prevent any damage.
Crashing Mashin throwing strikes but missing.
Crashing Mashin trying to control but Swan is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Crashing Mashin trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Renato Crashing Mashin was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a double leg but Swan sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown but Swan shows good takedown defense.
Crashing Mashin fails with a takedown attempt.
Crashing Mashin is breathing heavily.
Crashing Mashin shoots for a double leg takedown but Swan sprawls well. He's pushed Crashing Mashin's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nice takedown defense from Swan. No joy for Crashing Mashin on that attempt.
Crashing Mashin shoots in looking for a takedown but Swan manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Crashing Mashin's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin looks for a takedown but Swan sprawls well.
Crashing Mashin misses with a takedown attempt - Swan sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Swan displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Crashing Mashin.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown but Swan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Swan stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Swan wants it to stay on the feet.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Crashing Mashin.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crashing Mashin tries for a takedown but Swan sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Horrible takedown by Crashing Mashin or perhaps it was just good defense by Swan which made him look bad.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Renato Crashing Mashin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Renato Crashing Mashin's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Crashing Mashin has his takedown stuffed
and Swan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crashing Mashin looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Crashing Mashin tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Swan swivels and escapes.
Zirry Swan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Renato Crashing Mashin.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown but Swan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Swan stuffs the takedown attempt from Crashing Mashin. Crashing Mashin gets slowly back to his feet.
Crashing Mashin has a takedown stuffed.
Crashing Mashin misses with a takedown attempt - Swan sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Crashing Mashin misses with a takedown attempt - Swan sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Crashing Mashin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin shoots in looking for a takedown. Swan tries to sprawl out of it but Crashing Mashin keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Swan manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Crashing Mashin tries for a takedown but Swan sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Renato Crashing Mashin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Crashing Mashin misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Crashing Mashin shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Swan pinned against the cage. Swan gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Zirry Swan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Swan slaps away a takedown attempt from Crashing Mashin, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Crashing Mashin tries for a takedown but Swan sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Swan slaps away a takedown attempt from Crashing Mashin, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Swan as he jumps to the side.
Nice takedown defense from Swan. No joy for Crashing Mashin on that attempt.
Crashing Mashin shoots in looking for a takedown. Swan tries to sprawl out of it but Crashing Mashin keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Swan manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Crashing Mashin misses with a takedown attempt - Swan sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown but Swan shows good takedown defense.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crashing Mashin tries for a takedown but Swan sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Crashing Mashin looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Crashing Mashin shoots for a double leg takedown but Swan sprawls well. He's pushed Crashing Mashin's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Crashing Mashin will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Crashing Mashin.
Crashing Mashin misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Crashing Mashin.
Crashing Mashin shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Swan counters with a nice kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crashing Mashin shoots in looking for a takedown. Swan tries to sprawl out of it but Crashing Mashin keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Swan manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown but Swan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Crashing Mashin looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Swan is fending him off so far but Crashing Mashin persists. Nope, Swan circles away and we're back to standing.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Swan sprawls well. Swan wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Crashing Mashin gets slowly back to his feet.
Crashing Mashin shoots in but Swan avoids the takedown attempt easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crashing Mashin has a takedown stuffed.
Crashing Mashin shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Swan as he jumps to the side.

And that's the end of the fight!
Zirry Swan showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Swan has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zirry Swan!
Zirry Swan very nearly forgot to thank HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158 amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.