PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Josh Crackhead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick St Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). St Pierre is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Sheep Dogs - I Don't Get By. Patrick St Pierre acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the ring.

Crackhead
vs
St Pierre

192 cm
25
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

197 cm
27
255 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Hates pizza

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Josh Crackhead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Patrick St Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crackhead tries to clinch there but St Pierre circles away.
Crackhead doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Crackhead takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Crackhead tries to score a power double leg takedown but St Pierre sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Crackhead somewhat.
Crackhead fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Josh Crackhead. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Crackhead shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has St Pierre pinned against the ropes. St Pierre gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Sloppy strikes from St Pierre. Those never looked like landing.
Crackhead tries to clinch up but St Pierre circles away and keeps his distance.
St Pierre moves into range and connects with a jab.
St Pierre lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Crackhead.
St Pierre lands an overhand right.
Patrick St Pierre seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice straight punches there by St Pierre. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of St Pierre.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as St Pierre checks a leg kick.
St Pierre lands with a right hand.
Jab by St Pierre.

Crackhead is rocked!
A big right followed by a crushing left from St Pierre knocks Crackhead out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Patrick St Pierre!
Our winner, Patrick St Pierre, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.