PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Norihisa Isono (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oboy Weaklings (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Isono
vs
Weaklings

200 cm
26
280 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

190 cm
26
290 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Norihisa Isono!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Oboy Weaklings!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Russell Pearce and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Isono throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Weaklings lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Weaklings connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Isono tries to land a leg kick but Weaklings saw it coming and moves away.
Weaklings should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Isono throws a chopping leg kick but Weaklings manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Isono ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Isono misses with a body kick.
Weaklings throws a hook but Isono blocks it.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Weaklings has eaten all the pies!
Isono thows a leg kick but Weaklings checks it
and Isono takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Isono pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Weaklings lands a jab.
Weaklings scores with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Weaklings misses with a hook. Isono ducked under it nicely.
Isono takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Isono fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Weaklings is out of range.
Isono closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Weaklings counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Weaklings.
The fighters circle momentarily. Weaklings darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Isono tries to clinch there but Weaklings circles away.
Isono is looking to score with low kicks.
Isono avoids the body shot from Weaklings.
Weaklings thumps Isono with a low kick.
A low kick from Isono is predictable there
and Weaklings counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Isono misses with an attempted mid kick.
Isono tries to work over Weaklings's front leg with a kick but Weaklings checks it.
Isono blocks a jab.
Good work by Isono as he checks the leg kick.
Isono throws a half hearted mid kick.
Weaklings blocks the body kick.
Isono walks into a jab.
A low kick from Isono is predictable there
and Weaklings connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings throws a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Isono tries to clinch but Weaklings is having none of it.
Isono's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Weaklings connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Isono scrambles back to his feet.
Isono doesn't manage to clinch there - Weaklings circles away.
Nice uppercut there from Weaklings.
Isono tries to clinch but Weaklings moves away
and Weaklings makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Weaklings is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Isono had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Isono.
Weaklings feints and then cracks Isono's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Isono down.
Isono tries to score with a low kick but Weaklings moves his leg out of the way.
Isono takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Weaklings moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Weaklings connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Isono fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Weaklings checks it well.
A low kick from Isono misses
and Weaklings counters with a nice low kick that buckles Isono's knee momentarily.
Isono on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Isono takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Isono is breathing heavily.
Isono looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Weaklings tries to bum rush Isono with a series of wild strikes but Isono uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Isono slips a jab from Weaklings.
Weaklings swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Weaklings lands a jab to Isono's midsection.
Weaklings looks to score with a jab to the body but Isono is just out of range.
Weaklings with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nice straight punches there by Weaklings. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Weaklings.
Weaklings paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Isono misses with a leg kick
and Weaklings counters with a right hand to the body.
Weaklings lands a nice looking body shot.
Isono takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Weaklings smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Weaklings jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Isono misses with an attempted mid kick.
Weaklings throws a leg kick which misses Isono's front leg but catches the back leg as Isono tries to avoid it.
A jab lands there for Weaklings.
Isono throws a low kick but it's checked well by Weaklings.
Isono misses with a low kick.
Weaklings lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Isono at a distance.
Weaklings thumps Isono with a low kick.
Weaklings dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from Weaklings does it's job there.
Weaklings throws a hook but Isono avoids it easily.
Isono thows a leg kick but Weaklings checks it
and Weaklings counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Isono is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Weaklings does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Weaklings there.
Weaklings moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Weaklings ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Weaklings lands a jab to the head.
Weaklings scoring well with a low kick there.
A jab from Weaklings does it's job there.
Weaklings connects with a body shot that sends Isono's belly button to the back.
Isono thows a leg kick but Weaklings checks it
and Weaklings counters with a nice uppercut.
Isono will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Weaklings changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Weaklings connects with a good right hand that stumbles Isono. Isono circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Isono tries to clinch there but Weaklings circles away.
Isono misses with a low kick.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Isono takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Weaklings scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Weaklings ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Isono takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Weaklings lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Isono at a distance.
Weaklings connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Weaklings is looking to slow Isono down with leg kicks.
Isono throws a leg kick
and Weaklings counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nice shot lands for Weaklings.
Weaklings clobbers Isono with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Weaklings fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Isono has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Weaklings fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Isono misses with a leg kick
and Weaklings counters with a straight right hand.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Weaklings takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Isono is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Some wild striking there from Weaklings.
Isono slips a straight right by Weaklings.
Isono on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Weaklings checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Weaklings scores with a hook to the body. Isono takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A decent looking cross lands there for Weaklings.
Weaklings connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Isono takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Isono doesn't manage to clinch there - Weaklings circles away.
Weaklings fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Isono looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Weaklings digs a good body shot into Isono's ribs.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Weaklings lands a jab.
Isono tries to clinch up.
Well,Isono is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Isono takes a jab right on the kisser.
Isono throws a chopping leg kick but Weaklings manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Isono is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Weaklings with a nice cross.
Isono thows a leg kick but Weaklings checks it
and Weaklings counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Weaklings changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Isono steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Weaklings.
Isono is looking to score with low kicks.
Weaklings scores with a jab to the body.
Isono throws a leg kick but Weaklings sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings lands with a nice body punch.
Isono on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Weaklings lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Weaklings scores with a nice right hand.
Weaklings connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Weaklings lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Weaklings checks a leg kick nicely.
Isono wants to slow Weaklings down by chopping away at his legs.
Weaklings listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Weaklings connects with a crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Isono throws a leg kick but Weaklings sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Isono slips a jab from Weaklings.
Norihisa Isono has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Weaklings attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oboy Weaklings comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Weaklings has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Oboy Weaklings!
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight for Oboy Weaklings!
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight for Oboy Weaklings!

Oboy Weaklings wins by unanimous decision!
Oboy Weaklings managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Vandal Fight Boutique (OPENING SALE $10 ALL), into his post fight interview.