PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dustin Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jordan Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Martin comes to the cage accompanied by Smells like Teen Spirit . Johnson is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Town by Macklemore. Dustin Martin is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Martin
vs
Johnson

205 cm
33
270 lbs
23 - 7 - 1

192 cm
35
285 lbs
22 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Crippler's Corner

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dustin Martin!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordan Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Martin misses the jab.
Martin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Johnson drives through and clinches with Martin against the cage.
Martin looking to throw knees to the head but Johnson is blocking nicely.
Johnson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Martin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Martin unloads a knee to the mid-section. Johnson lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Johnson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Johnson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Johnson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Martin gets through Johnson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Johnson throws a head punch that misses.
Martin blocks an uppercut.
Johnson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Johnson misses with a body punch.
Johnson misses with the head strike.
Johnson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Martin wants to stall.
Martin tries to land a knee to the head but Johnson blocks with his arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson misses with a punch on the inside.
Martin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Martin tries to work over Johnson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Martin using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Martin lands an elbow just above Johnson 's eye.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Martin.
Johnson looks winded!
Martin with a knee to the head.
Johnson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Martin has him pressed against the cage.
Johnson prevents a body shot from Martin.
Martin crunches a lovely knee into Johnson's ribcage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Martin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Martin lands a knee to the head.
Martin misses with a punch to the body.
Martin stalling against the cage.
Martin is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Martin content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Martin lands with a short shot to the head.
Martin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Jordan Johnson has been cut.
Martin is stalling here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Martin drops Johnson with a big knee straight up the middle! Johnson is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Johnson is rocked!
A slapping leg kick lands for Martin.
Martin steps in with a hook that catches Johnson right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Martin follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Johnson looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dustin Martin!
Dustin Martin retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Dustin Martin made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.