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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jon Unbreakable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Unbreakable's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Busta and Yelawolf - Break Ya Neck. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Unbreakable!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands dodges the punch combination from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands misses with a jab to the body
and Unbreakable counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Unbreakable throwing shots but McWeakhands is blocking nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Unbreakable misses with a head shot. McWeakhands uses the momentum to regain guard.
Unbreakable won't allow McWeakhands to sweep him here.
Unbreakable working some strikes from top position.
Unbreakable throwing strikes from guard but McWeakhands blocks nicely.
Unbreakable wants to pass the guard but McWeakhands is keeping the position.
McWeakhands pulls Unbreakable in close to his closed guard and prevents Unbreakable from doing any damage or advancing position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Unbreakable postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Unbreakable in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Unbreakable landing some decent shots from guard.
Unbreakable tries to free his leg and advance position but McWeakhands is retaining full guard.
Unbreakable trying to control but McWeakhands is working from the bottom.
Unbreakable wants to pass the guard but McWeakhands is keeping the position.
McWeakhands controls Unbreakable momentarily but Unbreakable frees himself.
Unbreakable wants to control from the top but McWeakhands keeps moving.
Unbreakable is looking to work some ground and pound but McWeakhands has wrist control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable scoring with some ground and pound.
Unbreakable tries to free his leg and advance position but McWeakhands is retaining full guard.
Unbreakable postures up in McWeakhands's guard and throws a big left but McWeakhands blocks it.
Unbreakable won't allow McWeakhands to sweep him here.
Unbreakable engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Unbreakable tries to free his leg and advance position but McWeakhands is retaining full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Unbreakable throws a big right hand that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McWeakhands swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Unbreakable sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed McWeakhands's guard.
Unbreakable prevents McWeakhands from improving his position.
Unbreakable seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McWeakhands does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
McWeakhands wants to get back to full guard.
Unbreakable trying to mount his opponent but McWeakhands defends it.
McWeakhands is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Unbreakable scores with a couple of nice shots.
Unbreakable wants to free his trapped foot but McWeakhands is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Unbreakable wants to take a breather but McWeakhands is having none of it.
Unbreakable throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, McWeakhands has managed to free his arm - good work.
Unbreakable seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McWeakhands does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Unbreakable is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
McWeakhands keeping moving, preventing Unbreakable from controlling successfully.
McWeakhands preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Unbreakable has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Unbreakable throws a big right hand that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Unbreakable throwing strikes but missing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Unbreakable looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jon Unbreakable dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
McWeakhands pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A low kick from McWeakhands misses
and Unbreakable counters with a single leg into guard. McWeakhands didn't expect that.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Unbreakable accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Unbreakable throws an elbow that misses. McWeakhands uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Unbreakable's guard. Nice move by McWeakhands!
McWeakhands trying to control but Unbreakable is working from the bottom.
McWeakhands wants to pass the guard but Unbreakable is keeping the position.
McWeakhands passes into half guard.
Unbreakable is trying to get back to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands is keen to just control but Unbreakable is a slippery customer.
McWeakhands is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Unbreakable reverses the position - he's now on top in McWeakhands's guard.
Unbreakable trying to control the position from guard on top but McWeakhands is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Unbreakable throwing strikes but missing.
McWeakhands wants to sweep here but Unbreakable controlling him for the moment.
Unbreakable not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands has Unbreakable pulled in close to control his posture.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Jon Unbreakable has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
McWeakhands misses with a hook. Unbreakable ducked under it nicely.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McWeakhands.
Unbreakable lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McWeakhands at a distance.
Unbreakable lands a nice looking body shot.
McWeakhands throws a lazy right hand but Unbreakable sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWeakhands tries a head kick but it misses.
Unbreakable looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for McWeakhands!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Unbreakable wants to control for a moment but McWeakhands uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
McWeakhands is concentrating on defense, preventing Unbreakable from advancing position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable is looking to pass McWeakhands's guard but actually McWeakhands recovers to full guard.
Unbreakable throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McWeakhands works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWeakhands looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Unbreakable postures up and lands a big shot to McWeakhands's brow.
Unbreakable sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed McWeakhands's guard.
McWeakhands wants to improve his position but Unbreakable is controlling well.
Unbreakable is looking to advance position but McWeakhands won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands tries to get to full guard but Unbreakable has control of the leg.
Unbreakable trying to control the action but McWeakhands is working from the bottom.
Unbreakable tries to pass the half guard into mount. McWeakhands knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Unbreakable wants to take a breather but McWeakhands is having none of it.
Unbreakable perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Unbreakable throwing shots but McWeakhands is blocking nicely.
Unbreakable missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Unbreakable tries to pass the half guard into mount. McWeakhands knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jon Unbreakable dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Unbreakable changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. McWeakhands tries to avoid it but Unbreakable manages to keep hold of a leg and drag McWeakhands to the ground. McWeakhands escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
McWeakhands throws a body kick that misses.
The crowd cheers as Unbreakable lands an impressive looking overhand right. McWeakhands doesn't seem phased though.
McWeakhands lands with an uppercut that bounces Unbreakable off the cage and back into range.
McWeakhands is looking to chop away at Unbreakable's legs.
Unbreakable walks into a jab.
McWeakhands lands with a nice body kick.
McWeakhands slips under a jab from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands lands with an uppercut that bounces Unbreakable off the cage and back into range.
Unbreakable lands with a kick to the temple. McWeakhands shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
McWeakhands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWeakhands lands a right hook to the body.
Unbreakable throws a body kick that misses.
A low kick from McWeakhands misses
and Unbreakable counters with a three punch combo that has McWeakhands backing up. McWeakhands nods at Unbreakable to acknowledge the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands thows a leg kick but Unbreakable checks it
and Unbreakable counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Unbreakable is thwarting McWeakhands's attempts to control the position.
Unbreakable thows a huge punch but McWeakhands dodges it nicely.
Unbreakable is looking to take a break and control but McWeakhands is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWeakhands tries to get to full guard but Unbreakable has control of the leg.
McWeakhands keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Ground and pound from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands has his hands clasped together around Unbreakable's back. He's all about the action.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Unbreakable wants to pass the guard but McWeakhands is defending well.
Unbreakable prevents McWeakhands from improving his position.
McWeakhands is looking to control Unbreakable's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McWeakhands avoid being mounted?
Unbreakable sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. McWeakhands defending well though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Unbreakable is looking to stall here but McWeakhands recovers full guard.
McWeakhands is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McWeakhands keeping moving, preventing Unbreakable from controlling successfully.
Unbreakable trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jon Unbreakable overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Unbreakable lands a couple of digs.
Unbreakable looking to pass the guard.
Unbreakable slips nicely into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Unbreakable is pressing down on McWeakhands's thigh, looking to free his foot. McWeakhands is holding on for now.
Unbreakable not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McWeakhands avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands trying to control here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Unbreakable slips a nice elbow through McWeakhands's hands, connecting with McWeakhands's forehead.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWeakhands keeping hold of Unbreakable's head, controlling as best he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jon Unbreakable clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
McWeakhands throws a body kick that misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Unbreakable keeps the fight on the outside.
McWeakhands lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Unbreakable circles away quickly and effectively.
Unbreakable works the jab nicely.
McWeakhands throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWeakhands stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
McWeakhands moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McWeakhands lands a nice leg kick that just misses Unbreakable's sensitive parts.
McWeakhands wants to clinch up but Unbreakable keeps it at a distance.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
Unbreakable swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Unbreakable.
Unbreakable pivots, looking for a leg kick but McWeakhands is out of range and Unbreakable settles back down.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Unbreakable closes the distance and pushes McWeakhands back into the cage.
Unbreakable controlling the action here for a moment.
McWeakhands pushes Unbreakable back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Unbreakable blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Unbreakable is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but McWeakhands is keeping busy.
Unbreakable can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
McWeakhands lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Unbreakable backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWeakhands tries to land knees in the clinch but Unbreakable avoids the damage to the body.
McWeakhands throws a knee to the head but misses.
Unbreakable blocking some punches.
Unbreakable struggles to land a body shot inside as McWeakhands controls his hands.
McWeakhands working aggressively here.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.
Unbreakable is looking to control McWeakhands's arms but McWeakhands gets an underhook and turns him. Now Unbreakable has his back to the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Unbreakable.
McWeakhands lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Unbreakable escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Unbreakable paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice defenses there by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands jabs at Unbreakable's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands throws a right hand that Unbreakable ducks under and follows up with a left that Unbreakable also avoids with ease.
McWeakhands tries to close the distance and clinch up but Unbreakable swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McWeakhands closes the distance but Unbreakable moves to the side
and Unbreakable counters with a good low kick that McWeakhands was not able to check.
McWeakhands slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nice jab there from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands lands a nice hook to Unbreakable's body. Unbreakable takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
McWeakhands tried to score with a low kick but Unbreakable checks it.
McWeakhands tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Unbreakable manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Unbreakable throws a body punch but McWeakhands moves out of range.
McWeakhands throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and McWeakhands takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWeakhands throws a low kick, looking for Unbreakable's leg but Unbreakable calmly moves out of range.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWeakhands misses with a body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McWeakhands finds it's way round the side to connect with Unbreakable's head.
McWeakhands thows a body shot but no joy.
McWeakhands slips under a jab.
Unbreakable misses the shot to the body.
Unbreakable misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Unbreakable. McWeakhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Unbreakable swats away the attempt to clinch by McWeakhands.
A low kick from McWeakhands is predictable there
and Unbreakable counters with a two punch combo.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses
and Unbreakable counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. McWeakhands is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Unbreakable lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands misses with an attempted mid kick.
McWeakhands misses with a hook
and Unbreakable counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A clash of legs there as Unbreakable blocks the low kick.
McWeakhands fails in his attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that fourth round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Unbreakable displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWeakhands throws out the jab.
McWeakhands throws a nice outside leg kick.
McWeakhands swings away with a body shot that misses
and Unbreakable makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Decent striking displayed by McWeakhands there.
McWeakhands fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McWeakhands will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The fighters circling - Unbreakable throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Unbreakable lands with a hook. McWeakhands tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Unbreakable throws a head kick but McWeakhands moves out of range.
Unbreakable fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot.
Unbreakable cracks the inside of McWeakhands's front leg.
Unbreakable takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Unbreakable takes a shot to the body in his stride.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Unbreakable blocks a head kick by McWeakhands.
Nice body kick there by Unbreakable.
McWeakhands missing with a left hand there. Unbreakable was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A low kick from McWeakhands misses
and Unbreakable counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McWeakhands closes the distance and clinches.
McWeakhands misses with some punches.
Unbreakable lands a shot to the body.
McWeakhands is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Unbreakable throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McWeakhands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Unbreakable lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from McWeakhands fails to land.
McWeakhands tries a body shot but Unbreakable blocks it.
McWeakhands letting Unbreakable take a breather here.
Dumbass McWeakhands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable misses with a punch on the inside.
Unbreakable is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Unbreakable lands a body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Unbreakable is working McWeakhands over against the cage.
Unbreakable has clasped his hands together around McWeakhands's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Unbreakable trying to control the position but McWeakhands is working away.
McWeakhands prevents Unbreakable from moving into mount.
Unbreakable scores with punches from side control.
Unbreakable tries to move to mount but McWeakhands blocks the move with his legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands defending against the ground and pound.
McWeakhands is trying to get back to half guard.
McWeakhands prevents Unbreakable from improving position.
Jon Unbreakable is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Unbreakable has knee on belly momentarily but McWeakhands bucks him off and regains half guard.
Unbreakable stalling.
Unbreakable trying to mount his opponent but McWeakhands defends it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Unbreakable content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
McWeakhands is in trouble now - Unbreakable has advanced to mount!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Unbreakable looking to control but McWeakhands is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Unbreakable looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jon Unbreakable showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Unbreakable has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 49:46
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 49:46
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jon Unbreakable!
Jon Unbreakable retains his lightweight title!
Jon Unbreakable thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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