PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boris Wupaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman has chosen All Within My Hands as his entrance music. Boris Wupaski has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wupaski
vs
Cartman

195 cm
36
260 lbs
27 - 13 - 1

199 cm
25
283 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 13 - 1, fighting out of London, Boris Wupaski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman slips a jab from Wupaski.
Wupaski misses with an uppercut. Cartman saw that one coming.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Wupaski is trying to stall.
Cartman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wupaski misses with the head strike.
Cartman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cartman lands a left hand.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Cartman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Wupaski swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wupaski throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
Wupaski thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman takes one on the button.
Wupaski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Wupaski moved out of range.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.

Cartman rushes Wupaski and presses him up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Cartman breaks the clinch.
Cartman slips a jab from Wupaski.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wupaski lands with an overhand left.
Cartman blocks a jab.
Wupaski with a hook.
Wupaski misses with a looping right.
Cartman slips under a jab from Wupaski.
Cartman tries to clinch but Wupaski moves out of range.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cartman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
Cartman lands with a short shot to the head.
Wupaski managing to block the knees to the body from Cartman.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
Wupaski has a couple of punches blocked by Cartman.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cartman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Cartman takes the fight into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman lands a left hand.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wupaski misses with some punches.
Wupaski misses with a hook from the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Wupaski takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Cartman gets through Wupaski's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wupaski has a couple of punches blocked by Cartman.
Wupaski dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wupaski throws a punch but it's blocked by Cartman.
Wupaski looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wupaski misses with a short punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cartman.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wupaski is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wupaski works the jab nicely.
Cartman moves away from the strike by Wupaski.
A right-left combo lands from Cartman.
Wupaski throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
Wupaski scores with a hook to the body. Cartman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wupaski misses with a looping left.
Cartman connects with a crisp jab.
Cartman tries to clinch but Wupaski is having none of it.
Wupaski keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wupaski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wupaski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wupaski circles away from the clinch attempt.

Wupaski gets tackled into the cage by Cartman. Cartman maintains the clinch.
Wupaski stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Wupaski.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cartman.

Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Cartman clinches with his opponent.
Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cartman cracks Wupaski with a nice body shot.
Cartman lands a body punch.
Wupaski is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cartman manages to break the clinch.
Wupaski throws a hook but Cartman avoids it easily.
Cartman scores with the left hand. Wupaski knows he should have avoided that one.
Wupaski swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.

Cartman drives through and clinches with Wupaski against the cage.

Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wupaski misses with a few strikes there.
Wupaski throws a right hand that Cartman ducks under and follows up with a left that Cartman also avoids with ease.
Cartman tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Wupaski counters with a right hand to the body.

Cartman clinches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wupaski is trying to maintain a safe position but Cartman gets an underhook and turns Wupaski into the cage.

Cartman manages to break the clinch.
Cartman slips under a jab.
Cartman staying out of range there.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A big right from Cartman misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Wupaski throws a lazy right hand but Cartman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wupaski misses the jab.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Wupaski pushes him off.
Wupaski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Wupaski is avoiding it.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.

Cartman pushes Wupaski up against the cage in a clinch.
Cartman digs a right hand into Wupaski's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wupaski's gas tank.
Wupaski takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Boris Wupaski has been cut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Wupaski can't find room to land a body shot as Cartman controls the action.
Wupaski struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartman controls his hands.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wupaski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.

Cartman instigates a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wupaski wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cartman trying to land knees to the body.
Cartman is trying to stall.
Wupaski trying to stall but Cartman improves his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cartman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wupaski goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wupaski looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Cartman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wupaski backwards.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Wupaski.
Wupaski throws out a loose jab but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wupaski throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.

Cartman clinches.
Cartman lands an elbow inside that Wupaski shrugs off.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cartman lands an elbow just above Wupaski 's eye.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wupaski misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wupaski throws an overhand right that lands on Cartman's shoulder, as Cartman tries to avoid the shot.
Cartman tries to clinch but Wupaski moves out of range.
Cartman lands a jab to Wupaski's midsection.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Wupaski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman staying out of range there.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Wupaski is avoiding it.
Wupaski walks into a stiff left hand from Cartman.
Cartman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Wupaski circles away.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Cartman gets a clinch.
Wupaski wants to get back to striking at distance but Cartman won't allow it.

Cartman manages to break the clinch.
Cartman takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Wupaski swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wupaski takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Cartman tries to clinch but Wupaski is having none of it.
Cartman lunges at Wupaski with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Wupaski's hand.
Wupaski connects with a jab.
Wupaski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wupaski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
Wupaski keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman slips a straight right by Wupaski.
Wupaski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Eric Cartman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cartman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wupaski.
Wupaski misses with a looping right.
Wupaski blocks a jab.
Cartman connects with a right hand. Wupaski shakes it off.
Wupaski loses concentration momentarily and Cartman pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Wupaski crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Cartman finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Eric Cartman!
During a confident post fight interview, Eric Cartman thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.