PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Super Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vincent Valentine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Macho Man's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Macho Man. Vincent Valentine has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Super Macho Man's chin.

Macho Man
vs
Valentine

186 cm
25
155 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

175 cm
18
150 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Super Macho Man!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vincent Valentine!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Valentine.
Valentine is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Macho Man lands with an uppercut that bounces Valentine off the cage and back into range.

Macho Man steps into range and cracks Valentine with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Valentine flops backwards and Macho Man dives into his guard looking to finish!

Valentine is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Macho Man postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Valentine is still in real trouble! Can Macho Man finish him?

Valentine looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Valentine seems to have recovered his senses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Macho Man throwing strikes but missing.
Macho Man postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Macho Man chips away with some ground and pound.
Macho Man lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Macho Man throwing strikes from guard but Valentine blocks nicely.
Macho Man working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Macho Man passes Valentine's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Valentine is looking for a sweep. Macho Man is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Macho Man takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Macho Man thows a huge punch but Valentine dodges it nicely.
Macho Man looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Valentine with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Valentine wants to improve his position but Macho Man is controlling well.
Macho Man throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Macho Man connects with a nice short shot to Valentine's temple.
Macho Man is nestled in close to Valentine, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Macho Man will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Macho Man is nestled in close to Valentine, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Macho Man lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Valentine is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Macho Man scores with a couple of nice shots.
Macho Man really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Macho Man is nestled in close to Valentine, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Macho Man lands with a punch from half guard.
Valentine wants to get back to his feet.
Valentine looks winded!
Macho Man looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Macho Man lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Macho Man working Valentine over with strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Valentine is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Macho Man scores with a couple of nice shots.
Macho Man working the head and body with strikes.
Macho Man looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Valentine with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Macho Man looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Valentine is looking to improve his position.
Macho Man seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Valentine really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Macho Man. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Macho Man is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Macho Man looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Valentine with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Macho Man working over Valentine with some ground and pound. Valentine looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Ground and pound from Macho Man.
Macho Man working Valentine over with strikes.
Macho Man working over Valentine with some ground and pound. Valentine looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Valentine has hold of Macho Man's hands but Macho Man slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Macho Man looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Valentine with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Ground and pound from Macho Man.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Valentine can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Macho Man lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Valentine taking some punishment here, with Macho Man in his half guard.
Valentine taking some punishment here, with Macho Man in his half guard.
Valentine is in trouble now - Macho Man has advanced to mount!
Macho Man landing shots from mount.
Macho Man pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Valentine wants to hold on but Macho Man pushes him away.
Macho Man is landing with some decent strikes but Valentine is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Macho Man has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Macho Man lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Valentine! Macho Man sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Valentine and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Super Macho Man!
Super Macho Man retains his featherweight title!
Super Macho Man took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, New World Order Clothing for their support in the buildup to the fight.