PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richtor Schkayle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schkayle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fast Lane. Cockenschtuff has chosen Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus as his entrance music. Lester Cockenschtuff has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Schkayle
vs
Cockenschtuff

209 cm
30
280 lbs
29 - 13 - 1

193 cm
27
269 lbs
14 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

CEC Nutrition Q160 & Loans

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 1, fighting out of New York, Richtor Schkayle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lester Cockenschtuff!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Joseph Jones and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schkayle looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cockenschtuff is fending him off so far but Schkayle persists. Nope, Cockenschtuff circles away and we're back to standing.
Cockenschtuff throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Schkayle.
Schkayle scores with a decent looking hook.
Some bone on bone action there as Cockenschtuff checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Schkayle throws an overhand right that lands on Cockenschtuff's shoulder, as Cockenschtuff tries to avoid the shot.
Cockenschtuff tried to score with a low kick but Schkayle checks it.
Schkayle has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands with a good body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cockenschtuff lands with a shot to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cockenschtuff.
Schkayle is breathing heavily.
Cockenschtuff throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cockenschtuff, right into the meat.
Cockenschtuff cracks the inside of Schkayle's front leg.
Cockenschtuff thuds his right hand into Schkayle's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

Cockenschtuff drops Schkayle with a beautiful combination! Schkayle stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Cockenschtuff is looking for the KO!

Schkayle is rocked!

It looks like Richtor Schkayle has been cut.
Cockenschtuff moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Oh Schkayle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cockenschtuff misses with a head kick.
BAM! Cockenschtuff delivers a spinning backfist that drops Schkayle like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Lester Cockenschtuff!
During a confident post fight interview, Lester Cockenschtuff thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.