PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Davor Velcic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jeremy
vs
Velcic

175 cm
30
145 lbs
20 - 6 - 0

168 cm
30
154 lbs
21 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Davor Velcic!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Velcic throws a leg kick
and Jeremy counters with a low kick, right behind Velcic 's knee.
Velcic lands the left hand.
Velcic misses with a hook.
Velcic swats away the attempt to clinch by Jeremy.
Velcic throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily.
Velcic circles away from the clinch attempt
and Velcic counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Velcic connects with an inside leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Jeremy 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Jeremy drives through with a takedown into guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Jeremy tries to free his leg and advance position but Velcic is retaining full guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Velcic is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Velcic keeping moving, preventing Jeremy from controlling successfully.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jeremy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Velcic bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Jeremy's guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Velcic trying to control but Jeremy is working from the bottom.

Jeremy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Velcic looking to pass the guard.
Jeremy looking to control.

Jeremy is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Velcic is aware though and is defending well.
Jeremy looking to control.
Velcic advances position into side control!
Jeremy tries to improve position but can't.
Jeremy struggling a bit here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes there by Velcic.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Velcic trying to control the action but Jeremy is working from the bottom.
Velcic postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Velcic working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Sloppy strikes there by Velcic.
Velcic working the ground and pound from side control.
Velcic landing strikes.
Jeremy is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Velcic looks up at the clock and then as Jeremy takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Velcic smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Jeremy tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Velcic wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Jeremy is working hard here to advance position.
Velcic wants to control but Jeremy is keeping him busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Velcic might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Jeremy kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Jeremy manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Jeremy is trying to control but can't.
Velcic working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Jeremy wants to improve his position but Velcic is controlling well.

Jeremy actively working from the bottom here.
Velcic not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Jeremy looking for submissions off his back.
Velcic wants to control but Jeremy is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy wants to get back to full guard.
Jeremy is controlling Velcic's trapped leg to prevent Velcic from advancing to side control.
Velcic missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Velcic is nestled in close to Jeremy, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Velcic tries to pass to full mount but Jeremy defends it.
Jeremy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Velcic is working away from the top position though.
Velcic working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Velcic tries to pass to full mount but Jeremy defends it.
Jeremy works his way to full guard. Good work.
Velcic stopping the sweep attempt from Jeremy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Davor Velcic dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Velcic lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Velcic misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sloppy strikes from Velcic. Those never looked like landing.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Velcic is avoiding it.
Velcic throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily.
Jeremy looks to clinch
and Velcic connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Velcic circles away from the clinch attempt
and Velcic counters with a stiff right hand.
Jeremy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Velcic looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Velcic throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jeremy tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Velcic makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch but Velcic swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Velcic stalks Jeremy and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jeremy's face. Jeremy staggers backwards, shaken.
Jeremy wants to clinch but Velcic slips to the side
and Velcic cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jeremy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Velcic misses with a combination
and Jeremy counters with a nice leg kick.
Velcic lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Velcic throws a leg kick which misses Jeremy's front leg but catches the back leg as Jeremy tries to avoid it.
Jeremy tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Velcic counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Davor Velcic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy wants to clinch.
Velcic lands with a nice combination. Jeremy backs away looking to recover.

Jeremy is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Velcic.
Davor Velcic is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Velcic misses.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Velcic paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Velcic moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Oh Jeremy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Velcic is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Velcic scores with a leg kick.
Velcic misses with a hook.
Jeremy tries to clinch up
and Velcic counters with a big right hand! Oh Jeremy is in trouble here! Velcic follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Davor Velcic!
Davor Velcic thanked the fans post fight for their support.